Re: [Paddlewise] on PFDs and fatalities (pee bottle thread)

From: Dave Kruger <kdruger_at_pacifier.com>
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:09:19 -0700
Matt Broze wrote:

> Maybe I'll start the ball rolling and become a promoter like I did with the
> paddle float rescue. Let see first I'll patent them and then get on the
> Skiwise chat room and promote the hell out of them. Next I'll demand that
> the government make them mandatory for all skiers. If that doesn't work I'll
> write to organizations of lawyers and let them know that they could profit
> mightily because the liability for not requiring them would make them
> "bigger than Firestone" for lawyers. I'll accuse ski shops that won't carry
> them of a conspiracy to maim and kill the public in a book I self publish. I
> know. I'll go by the "handle" SkiPadMan. ;-)

Great satire, Matt.  Newcomers to P-wise may not see it as clearly as 
survivors of the death of Wavelength from Spoodle-man.

-- 
Dave Kruger
Astoria, OR
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