[Paddlewise] The Wife's Ultimatum

   Craig Jungers related:

"My wife thinks we have too many boats. Especially kayaks".
"She told me last week that I have to open my horizons and find new hobbies."

   Let's see now. There's running with the bulls in Pamplona. There's bungy
jumping in New Zealand. Maybe hang gliding or para-sailing in France.  
Or climbing 8000 meter peaks with Ed Viesturs. There's snorkling on  
the Great Barrier Reef.
Also viewing great whites from a shark cage. How about telemarking in the
Selkirks? Or wildlife photography in Kruger National Park. Maybe lassoing
wild mustangs in Wyoming. There's also ice climbing your local waterfall.
For the ultimate thrill, you might try bowling, golf, or macrame.
   But if you really want to play Russian roulette with your life, get a TA-G.
(Yes, every chamber contains a bullet.)

BRC
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