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From: Matt Broze <marinerkayaks_at_msn.com>
subject: [Paddlewise] spnonsonman 2006
Date: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:36:29 -0700
I see Tim Ingram has posted his formerly self-published (but virtually
unknown) book online now with a 2006 copyright and updates. Among other
things he has published copyrighted Paddlewise posts online in the chapter
below. Also in this chapter I discover I have another first I can add to my
Vitae. I'm apparently about the most prolific mass murderer on the planet
(outside the realm of politicians and world leaders anyway). 

Last I heard, a few years ago, was that Tim was being treated for his mental
illness and we weren't supposed to make fun of him anymore. The doctors and
psychiatrists were probably discovered to be in the pay of the worldwide
Kayak and Canoe murder for profit conspiracy that I'm a hit man for. 

http://www.canoekayaksafety.com/chapterfour.html

I should probably sue him for libel. Who knows, maybe he has inherited a
fortune or something like that. I'm sure our conspiracy against him has
prevented him from getting his just riches from his fool-proof sponsons so I
probably can't collect much there.

Matt Broze
www.marinerkayaks.com  
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From: Matt Broze <marinerkayaks_at_msn.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] spnonsonman 2006
Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2007 08:15:33 -0700
("There were stories about Matt Broze "self proclaimed inventor of the
paddle float" going home in a huff, after the "sponson endorsement". " 
Ingram, 2006)

You know, that little report above bothered me a lot more than being labeled
a mass murderer. The reality was I was never even there until a few days
later. Because we had no employees, Cam and I couldn't justify closing our
store for two days more (than the two we were already going to be closed to
display at the symposium) just attend the trade associating meeting. Tim
knows better too. During that time I was trying to help him improve his
product and to quit threatening those he was trying to sell his product to
as by doing so he was insuring that most would never buy from him no matter
how good his product became. You know, talking to him in person or on the
phone he never seamed that crazy (at least back in the early 1990's when I
was trying to help him in his efforts to improve the safety of sea
kayaking). The devil inside may be something that only comes out when he
sits all alone with a keyboard in front of him. This may be more common than
I realize. I've noticed a public service ad on TV lately asking folks to not
type something that you wouldn't say to someone in person.

Matt Broze
www.marinerkayaks.com  
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From: James Farrelly <JFarrelly5_at_comcast.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] spnonsonman 2006
Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2007 11:52:50 -0400
On Oct 2, 2007, at 11:15 AM, Matt Broze wrote:

> The devil inside may be something that only comes out when he
> sits all alone with a keyboard in front of him. This may be more  
> common than
> I realize.

Before the internet was what we know as the internet today scientists  
were using it to share info. Someone noticed how impolite the  
communications could be and did a study. They concluded that with as  
little as a year of on line communications people become more rude. I  
certainly see this in some of the forums I visit. Interestingly  
Paddlewise, the Kayak forum and the Qajaq forum seem to keep people  
in check. I wonder if it in part is the use of real names vs a nom de  
plume and the forum rules actually being enforced.

Wondering if my signature strikes irony into this post,

Jim et al
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From: Dave Kruger <kdruger_at_pacifier.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Attitude On Line (OT, probably) (was: spnonsonman 2006)
Date: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:35:05 -0700
James Farrelly wrote:
> On Oct 2, 2007, at 11:15 AM, Matt Broze wrote:
> 
>> The devil inside may be something that only comes out when he
>> sits all alone with a keyboard in front of him. This may be more  
>> common than
>> I realize.
> 
> Before the internet was what we know as the internet today scientists  
> were using it to share info. Someone noticed how impolite the  
> communications could be and did a study. They concluded that with as  
> little as a year of on line communications people become more rude. I  
> certainly see this in some of the forums I visit. Interestingly  
> Paddlewise, the Kayak forum and the Qajaq forum seem to keep people  
> in check. I wonder if it in part is the use of real names vs a nom de  
> plume and the forum rules actually being enforced.

That could be.  However, I have noticed, in this listserv, and a couple of 
other online forums (West Coast Paddlers; FoldingKayaks.com, Folbot Forum) 
  that most of the graybeards seem _less_ inclined to engage in flame wars 
than folks who shoter histories.  I know early on here, I would pop off if 
I felt insulted.  It seems (to me, anyway), that I am much more relaxed 
about abuse than in the past and rarely react in kind or raise the ante to 
another level.

A county mountie told me once how he "adjusts" his attitude when he makes 
traffic stop:  he starts in at about 5 on the scale; if the person comes 
back with a mild response (a 4 or a 3, for example), he ramps down to their 
level, or lower;  if the potential offender goes to a 7 or a 9 in their 
first response, he meets that level or exceeds it.  That seemed like a good 
approach to me, and I have tried to extend it to Paddlewise, etc.

I think "rising to the bait" reflects a degree of personal insecurity more 
than anything else.  And, this little lesson on relating has certainly been 
worth what you paid for it!  Ommmmmmmmmmm!

-- 
Dave Kruger
Astoria, OR
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From: Rich Kulawiec <rsk_at_rockandwater.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] spnonsonman 2006
Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2007 20:30:01 -0400
On Tue, Oct 02, 2007 at 11:52:50AM -0400, James Farrelly wrote:
> Before the internet was what we know as the internet today scientists  
> were using it to share info. Someone noticed how impolite the  
> communications could be and did a study. They concluded that with as  
> little as a year of on line communications people become more rude. 

<chuckle> Yes, I know, I was there back in .ARPA days. The study you
may be referring to is:

	R-3283-NSF/RC
	TOWARD AN ETHICS AND ETIQUETTE FOR ELECTRONIC MAIL
	Norman Z. Shapiro, Robert H. Anderson
	July 1985

	Prepared for the National Science Foundation

	Published by
	The Rand Corporation
	1700 Main Street
	P.O. Box 2138
	Santa Monica, CA  90406-2138

I've got a text version here, but it appears to be on the web at:

	http://www.rand.org/pubs/reports/R3283/index.html


I'm still occasionally rude (I do *not* suffer fools gladly, and that
includes msyelf when I have my own lapses) but some of my perhaps
more-toasty responses over the past few decades have been pre-empted
by this -- which I've kept taped to my monitor(s) for a long long time:

	Never say anything in an electronic message that you wouldn't want
	appearing, and attributed to you, in tomorrow morning's front-page
	headline in the New York Times.
		--- Colonel David Russell, former head
		of DARPA's Information Processing Techniques Office

---Rsk

p.s. We were also using the 'net for advanced purposes like games,
nekkid pictures and jokes.  It's just that those were rarely mentioned
in NFS grant applications.
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From: James <jimtibensky_at_fastmail.fm>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] spnonsonman 2006
Date: Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:11:00 -0500
Matt Broze said: 

The devil inside may be something that only comes out when he sits all
alone with a keyboard in front of him. This may be more common than I
realize. 


Matt,  

I have worked in the federal criminal justice system for 32 years.  I
have had a numbner of clients over the years who were exactly as you
describe - they were nebbishes who became Rambos when alone with a
typewriter (in the old days), a pen, or a computer in front of them. 
Most of these clients were charged with threatening the president, some
with threatening various federal judges.  Judges were often threatened,
when this happened at all, over having dismissed the person's lawsuit
that was filed and handled by the person themselves without a lawyer.

Only one of these folks ever actually had a prior record and was not
mentally ill.  And he owned no weapons and was never seen anywhere near
the judge.  One of our judges here had her husband and mother murdered
by a guy whose case she had, reluctantly, dismissed.  But he never wrote
anything other than a suicide note.

So, in my opinion, you are exactly right.  I think we all become legends
in our own mind (maybe I should only speak for myself) but some people's
brakes don't work as well as their gas pedals.


Jim Tibensky
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From: Joe P. <jpylka_at_earthlink.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] spnonsonman 2006
Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2007 14:44:16 -0400 (GMT-04:00)
-----Original Message-----
>From: Bob Myers 
>"Huffs" are available everywhere, and in fact seem to be in very
>common supply on the Internet.
>
>Most people make their own, though - I don't think they're for sale
>much.  I'm sure you'd have no trouble making one.
>

I once saw someone drive off in a blue Funk...

Joe P.
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