Re: [Paddlewise] Whirlpools, Dastardly Thingys, and Other Debacles

From: Tord Eriksson <tord_at_tord.nu>
Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 10:52:32 +0100
On Saturday 22 December 2007 13:11, BRC wrote:
>  Going trout fishing, leaving your large Golden Retriever in the car,
> which is parked on a sloped logging road, and not anticipating that the
> dog is capable of putting the car in neutral and releasing the emergency
> brake, but not too good at steering.

One day in my youth, the owner of our summer cottage came visiting with
his two dogs, dachshunds, who were very energetic in their pursuit of 
rodents and animals, so as not to again turn my dad's garden into a 
shambles, they were locked into the DKW, which was parked in sloping 
back garden. 

When we kids passed the car, the dogs started to jump about like crazy, in 
and out of the front seats, naturally managing the release the emergency 
brake, and down the hill ithe new car went, bouncing like mad over 
plantations and flower beds, eventually being caught by the wire fence (a 
number of poles broke but it did its job, keeping the cows in, and other 
animals out!

The elderly doctor revved the engine, and we all, mum, dad, me and my sis,
all pushed and pushed, the car going a slightly different way up the hill, 
smashing further plants and greenery!

Our parents and the doctor all thought we did it, till eventually they 
believed us, as they well knew that those dogs would have bitten us in 
half if we even had tried to open the door of the car, but grownups are 
stupid ;-(!

Ah, glorious youth - life sure was different then :-)! Off from school for 
three months each summer! Now I get three weeks in a row, that's all! 
Unless I want my vacation in murky November .-(!

By the way, Merry Christmas, all of you, and a happy sailing, paddling and 
camping year 2008!

Tord & Ann-Christine
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