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From: Paul Montgomery <paul_at_paddleandoar.com>
subject: [Paddlewise] New Years Paddle
Date: Tue, 01 Jan 2008 19:44:27 -0800
I also was out today for the first paddle of the year. I took out a  
couple of young newbies from work and met 5 other 'yakers paddling up  
the Sammamish Slough from Kenmore. We went about 3 miles up against  
an current that was unusually strong for that spot and against a bit  
of a head wind. A perfect workout for the first day of the year. Once  
we got to our resting point I pulled out my secret stash of plastic  
champagne glasses and poured Monster Ginseng drink all 'round. Happy  
New Year!

I spotted a small home built styrofoam boat caught in the brush and  
pulled it out of the water. It was funny looking with nearly spent  
candles on its decks and duct tape to keep it all together. I pulled  
it out and we had a good laugh before we noticed that there were hand  
written notes inside. They were written by perhaps several children -  
a farewell to their father. Really heartbreaking stuff especially  
considering that they must have been written during the Christmas  
season. I rolled up the notes and put them back in the boat and got  
it out into the current, past the brush and back on its way down stream.

Every time I go out kayaking SOMETHING happens. I just never know what.

Paul Montgomery
paul_at_paddleandoar.com
http://paddleandoar.com
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From: Melissa Reese <melissa_at_bonnyweeboaty.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Years Paddle
Date: Tue, 1 Jan 2008 22:20:02 -0800
Hi Paul,

Tuesday, January 1, 2008, 7:44:27 PM, you wrote:

> I also was out today for the first paddle of the year. I took out a
> couple of young newbies from work and met 5 other 'yakers paddling
> up the Sammamish Slough from Kenmore.

Wow! It's been so many years since I've seen the Sammamish Slough!
During high school, my friends and I loved to canoe on the slough. I
remember, almost fondly, the severe sunburn I got the last time we did
that on a hot summer day!  Thanks for the memories! :-)

> I spotted a small home built styrofoam boat caught in the brush and
> pulled it out of the water. It was funny looking with nearly spent
> candles on its decks and duct tape to keep it all together. I pulled
> it out and we had a good laugh before we noticed that there were
> hand written notes inside. They were written by perhaps several
> children - a farewell to their father. Really heartbreaking stuff
> especially considering that they must have been written during the
> Christmas season. I rolled up the notes and put them back in the
> boat and got it out into the current, past the brush and back on its
> way down stream.

Interesting, and yes, a heartbreaking discovery. I'm glad you sent the
boat back on its way.

I once found a message in a bottle, half buried in the sand. When I
opened it and read the message, it too, contained a heartbreaking
story. I also realized that the bottle was just launched the day
before, most likely from the very beach where I found it. Apparently,
it just washed right back to shore after it was thrown. I resealed it
and paddled it offshore a few miles, then re-launched it, thinking
that the sender would have wanted it to travel a bit more.

-- 
Melissa
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From: Richard Culpeper <culpeper_at_tbaytel.net>
subject: [Paddlewise] Jet kayak video
Date: Wed, 2 Jan 2008 01:15:29 -0500
Jet kayak video (Top Gear segment):
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6351497693334168760
<http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6351497693334168760&q=top+gear&tot
al=14233&start=170&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=8>
&q=top+gear&total=14233&start=170&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=8

 

So wrong in so many ways, but fascinating none the less.
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From: Bradford R. Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Jet kayak video
Date: Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:42:43 -0800
Quoting Richard Culpeper <culpeper_at_tbaytel.net>:

> Jet kayak video (Top Gear segment):
> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6351497693334168760
> <http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6351497693334168760&q=top+gear&tot
> al=14233&start=170&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=8>
> &q=top+gear&total=14233&start=170&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=8
>
>
>
> So wrong in so many ways, but fascinating none the less.

   This could have military applications, for example, if we ever declare
war on penguins.

   Brad
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From: Ari Saarto <asaarto_at_elisanet.fi>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Jet kayak video
Date: Wed, 2 Jan 2008 19:11:41 +0200
I think the commentator said something about paddlers 'buttocks  
roasted by the engine'. I see one more Darwin award nominee for the  
last year...

Ari Saarto
- navigare necesse est -
http://asaarto1.blogspot.com/

>
>   This could have military applications, for example, if we ever  
> declare
> war on penguins.
>
>   Brad
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From: Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Jet kayak video
Date: Wed, 2 Jan 2008 10:35:43 -0800
On Jan 2, 2008 8:42 AM, Bradford R. Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu> wrote:

>
>   This could have military applications, for example, if we ever declare
> war on penguins.


Oh great, that's all we need, give the present US administration another
idea!  :P

Craig Jungers
Not Saying Where
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From: Mark Sanders <sandmarks_at_ca.rr.com>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Jet kayak video
Date: Wed, 2 Jan 2008 13:31:33 -0800
I don't think Penguins can be trusted. They see everything in black and
white!

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Subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Jet kayak video

>
>   This could have military applications, for example, if we ever declare
> war on penguins.


Oh great, that's all we need, give the present US administration another
idea!  :P

Craig Jungers
Not Saying Where
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From: Melissa Reese <melissa_at_bonnyweeboaty.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Jet kayak video
Date: Wed, 2 Jan 2008 13:54:08 -0800
Hi Mark,

Wednesday, January 2, 2008, 1:31:33 PM, you wrote:

> I don't think Penguins can be trusted. They see everything in black
> and white!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7uP_sZk3HXY&search=penguin

-- 
Melissa
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From: Bradford R. Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Jet kayak video
Date: Wed, 02 Jan 2008 16:19:34 -0800
   Somebody has to speak up in defense of penguins. When was the last time
a penguin conned an elderly person out of their life savings, or tried to
sell them a driveway or roof repair they did not need, or a health insurance
policy that was inferior to Medicare? Penguins are above all that nonsense.
They have standards, which is something I can't say for all humans. On the
other hand, penguins smell like fish, so I probably wouldn't want one living
in my neighborhood.

BRC

Quoting Mark Sanders <sandmarks_at_ca.rr.com>:

> I don't think Penguins can be trusted. They see everything in black and
> white!
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From: Richard Culpeper <culpeper_at_tbaytel.net>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Jet kayak video
Date: Thu, 3 Jan 2008 12:18:57 -0500
But it was penguins that ate Scott and his pals, and then doctored the
logbook.

-----Original Message-----
On Behalf Of Bradford R. Crain

   Somebody has to speak up in defense of penguins. When was the last time
a penguin conned an elderly person out of their life savings, or tried to
sell them a driveway or roof repair they did not need, or a health insurance
policy that was inferior to Medicare? Penguins are above all that nonsense.
They have standards, which is something I can't say for all humans. On the
other hand, penguins smell like fish, so I probably wouldn't want one living
in my neighborhood.
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