RE: [Paddlewise] tool time

From: Mark Sanders <sandmarks_at_ca.rr.com>
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:08:26 -0700
Serves to prove the more extensive your workshop, the greater your chances
of mischief.
Mark

-----Original Message-----

Tool Definitions


HACKSAW: One of a  family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
principle. It transforms human energy into a  crooked, unpredictable motion,
and the
more you attempt to influence its course,  the more dismal your future
becomes.


OXY-ACETYLENE TORCH:  Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable
objects in your shop on  fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the
wheel hub you want the  bearing race out of.

TABLE SAW: A large  stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood
projectiles for testing wall  integrity.
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