Re: [Paddlewise] curing jetski disease

From: Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2010 08:44:29 -0700
On Fri, Jun 11, 2010 at 7:40 AM, skimmer <skimmer_at_enter.net> wrote:

>
> Just now the obvious ancient solution pops to mind. That would be finely
> divided wood chips. Perhaps we could commission a study. What is the best
> material for freezing a jetski engine. What we need here is floating
> gravel!
>

This idea has some merit but it's far too general. There are actually some
reasonably nice jet ski drivers. I am, for instance, not prone to chasing
ducklings or playing chicken with other boats. However my neighbor to the
north has two kids who would be far better off riding plastic logs than
operating jet skis.

What we need is something that takes advantage of the very nature of jet ski
operators and then turns that against them but does not interfere with the
safe operation of a jet ski.

For instance, we know that jet ski drivers love to go around and around in
circles so perhaps we can design something that rests lightly at the bottom
of the water but has just enough buoyancy that any vertex puts it into
motion and causes it to rise. This has the advantage of pinpointing the jet
ski because, as near as I can tell, other than playboat kayak paddlers, no
other boaters are so prone to turn in endless circles.


Craig Jungers
Moses Lake, WA
www.nwkayaking.net
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