Re: [Paddlewise] curing jetski disease

From: Bradford R. Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu>
Date: Sat, 12 Jun 2010 14:12:19 -0700
There is a name for the affliction that causes jet ski operators to go
in circles. It's caused whirling disease. Fish get it too.

Brad

Quoting Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>:

> On Fri, Jun 11, 2010 at 7:40 AM, skimmer <skimmer_at_enter.net> wrote:
>
>>
>> Just now the obvious ancient solution pops to mind. That would be finely
>> divided wood chips. Perhaps we could commission a study. What is the best
>> material for freezing a jetski engine. What we need here is floating
>> gravel!
>>
>
> This idea has some merit but it's far too general. There are actually some
> reasonably nice jet ski drivers. I am, for instance, not prone to chasing
> ducklings or playing chicken with other boats. However my neighbor to the
> north has two kids who would be far better off riding plastic logs than
> operating jet skis.
>
> What we need is something that takes advantage of the very nature of jet ski
> operators and then turns that against them but does not interfere with the
> safe operation of a jet ski.
>
> For instance, we know that jet ski drivers love to go around and around in
> circles so perhaps we can design something that rests lightly at the bottom
> of the water but has just enough buoyancy that any vertex puts it into
> motion and causes it to rise. This has the advantage of pinpointing the jet
> ski because, as near as I can tell, other than playboat kayak paddlers, no
> other boaters are so prone to turn in endless circles.
>
>
> Craig Jungers
> Moses Lake, WA
> www.nwkayaking.net
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