Re: [Paddlewise] Talking about dogs... second attempt

From: Niels Blaauw <niels_at_nibla.nl>
Date: Sun, 27 Jun 2010 22:59:09 +0200
hmgwarner wrote:
>
> Wow it's not often you find a dog that understands both Corsican and 
> Dutch?
>
I've met a great many dogs on Corsica, and ALL of them speak Dutch as 
well as the local gibberish. They follow commands like "come", "get 
lost", "want some food?" and "wanna play?" better than most humans. All 
of them follow philosophical rants with interest, while none of them 
finds a need to ask stupid questions. If this get too complicated, they 
might interrupt with a "woof", inviting the speaker to explain things in 
terms of balls and sticks instead of quantum mechanics.

(On a sidenote: Teaching either a dog or a human French should be 
considered abuse. No rational brain can develop with a language that 
can't count to 90 but needs to resort to "four-times-twenty-plus-ten".)

I haven't tried whether all dogs speak English too. For the moment, I 
assume they don't, so I can conclude that Dutch is as close to a 
universal language as one can get.

Dutch is pretty efficient too. The whole explanation above can be 
summarized in Dutch as "onzin".
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