[Paddlewise] Future Product Announcement

From: Brian Heifner <bheifner_at_Rational.Com>
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1998 14:16:27 -0700
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                        TRUE STORY OF THE WEEK

 Tokyo commuter Katsuo Katugoru caused havoc on a crowded tube train when
 his inflatable underpants unexpectedly went off.  The rubber underwear was
 made by Katsuo himself, and designed to inflate to 30 times their original
 size in the event of a tidal wave.  "I am terrified of water, and death by
 drowning is my greatest fear" said Katsuo, 48.  "Unfortunately I set them
 off accidently while looking for a boiled sweet on a rush hour train.
 They were crushing everybody in the carriage until a passenger stabbed
 them with a pencil."
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I am attempting to contact Katsuo as I type, Sea Slacker magazine
has allready promised to promote these amazing new devices. I hope to
convince Katsuo to reengineer his shorts so that the inflation takes
place above the waistline; first on one side to right the kayak, then
on the other side to keep the kayak upright - Banzai Self Righting Shorts
- Banzai Self Righting Speedofloats for those more physically fit.
(Note to self: Get patent application started before that Tim guy starts
suing to make his shorts mandatory accessories for all sea yaks.)

Sincerely,
	   Brian (gonna make a million) Heifner.
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Received on Tue Apr 07 1998 - 14:20:32 PDT

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