Hold on a minute! This might be the solution for ol' "Skinny Butt" !!! At 02:16 PM 4/7/98 -0700, you wrote: >----------------------------------------------------------------------- > TRUE STORY OF THE WEEK > > Tokyo commuter Katsuo Katugoru caused havoc on a crowded tube train when > his inflatable underpants unexpectedly went off. The rubber underwear was > made by Katsuo himself, and designed to inflate to 30 times their original > size in the event of a tidal wave. "I am terrified of water, and death by > drowning is my greatest fear" said Katsuo, 48. "Unfortunately I set them > off accidently while looking for a boiled sweet on a rush hour train. > They were crushing everybody in the carriage until a passenger stabbed > them with a pencil." >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > >I am attempting to contact Katsuo as I type, Sea Slacker magazine >has allready promised to promote these amazing new devices. I hope to >convince Katsuo to reengineer his shorts so that the inflation takes >place above the waistline; first on one side to right the kayak, then >on the other side to keep the kayak upright - Banzai Self Righting Shorts >- Banzai Self Righting Speedofloats for those more physically fit. >(Note to self: Get patent application started before that Tim guy starts >suing to make his shorts mandatory accessories for all sea yaks.) > >Sincerely, > Brian (gonna make a million) Heifner. *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************Received on Tue Apr 07 1998 - 15:32:11 PDT
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