[Paddlewise] PaddleWise -- Call of Nature (not for the squeemish)

From: Evan Dallas <Evan_Dallas_at_notes.ntrs.com>
Date: Thu, 29 Jul 1999 15:55:29 -0700
I just can't resist adding one more option for the
not-too-easily-grossed-out-by-a-little-pee crowd.  Before I mention this,
remember that that yellow liquid, despite it's reputation, is actually
fairly sterile stuff.

OK, here's my true confession:  when I just gotta go, and haven't a pee
bottle handy, and am in a place I can't land, I've used my, uh, sponge.
Actually works pretty well, as long as you only do a little at a time [like
go for 3-5 seconds (depending on "flow rate" -- hmmm, almost sounds like
one of those boat-hydraulics threads)], then rinse out and repeat.
Afterwards you just dip it in the water and wring it out anywhere from 5 to
maybe 200 times (depending on one's urine-avoidance rating).  Even though
I'm not female, I would guess this *could* work for same, since it covers a
pretty wide area and the shape is very moldable.

Evan



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