Re: [Paddlewise] PaddleWise -- Call of Nature (not for the squeemish)

From: Elaine Harmon <eharmon_at_cs.miami.edu>
Date: Fri, 30 Jul 1999 01:35:33 -0400 (EDT)
On Thu, 29 Jul 1999, Evan Dallas wrote:

> OK, here's my true confession:  when I just gotta go, and haven't a pee
> bottle handy, and am in a place I can't land, I've used my, uh, sponge.
> Actually works pretty well, as long as you only do a little at a time [like
> go for 3-5 seconds (depending on "flow rate" -- 

Reminds me of the old definition of a real man.... something like, a *man*
can write his name in the snow, but a *real man* *prints* his name in the
snow.

Re the Portuguese guy who pisses in his wetsuit, I already asked my
paddling guru in Uist what would happen if I did that in one of his. He
didn't seem to be too thrilled with the prospect. Looks like I'll have to
buy one if I paddle the Minch. Do they really rinse out? Is vinegar or
something else advised to neutralize it, or does that attack the neoprene?
I'm still hoping for a catheter answer, seems a bit more elegant a
solution. Slainte .... e


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