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From: Evan Dallas <Evan_Dallas_at_notes.ntrs.com>
subject: [Paddlewise] PaddleWise -- Call of Nature (not for the squeemish)
Date: Thu, 29 Jul 1999 15:55:29 -0700
I just can't resist adding one more option for the
not-too-easily-grossed-out-by-a-little-pee crowd.  Before I mention this,
remember that that yellow liquid, despite it's reputation, is actually
fairly sterile stuff.

OK, here's my true confession:  when I just gotta go, and haven't a pee
bottle handy, and am in a place I can't land, I've used my, uh, sponge.
Actually works pretty well, as long as you only do a little at a time [like
go for 3-5 seconds (depending on "flow rate" -- hmmm, almost sounds like
one of those boat-hydraulics threads)], then rinse out and repeat.
Afterwards you just dip it in the water and wring it out anywhere from 5 to
maybe 200 times (depending on one's urine-avoidance rating).  Even though
I'm not female, I would guess this *could* work for same, since it covers a
pretty wide area and the shape is very moldable.

Evan



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From: John C. Winskill <johncw_at_narrows.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] PaddleWise -- Call of Nature (not for the squeemish)
Date: Thu, 29 Jul 1999 20:31:00 -0700
I have a buddy who for years has used an inexpensive, plastic coated
Sou'wester rain hat.  Just form the thing (plastic side up) into a bowl
of sorts and place in the bottom of the boat.  Rinse well and still use
it for a hat in an emergency.  Just don't loan it to anyone.  It's
already yellow too.

John Winskill
 

Evan Dallas wrote:
> 
> I just can't resist adding one more option for the
> not-too-easily-grossed-out-by-a-little-pee crowd.  Before I mention this,
> remember that that yellow liquid, despite it's reputation, is actually
> fairly sterile stuff.
> 
> OK, here's my true confession:  when I just gotta go, and haven't a pee
> bottle handy, and am in a place I can't land, I've used my, uh, sponge.
> Actually works pretty well, as long as you only do a little at a time [like
> go for 3-5 seconds (depending on "flow rate" -- hmmm, almost sounds like
> one of those boat-hydraulics threads)], then rinse out and repeat.
> Afterwards you just dip it in the water and wring it out anywhere from 5 to
> maybe 200 times (depending on one's urine-avoidance rating).  Even though
> I'm not female, I would guess this *could* work for same, since it covers a
> pretty wide area and the shape is very moldable.
> 
> Evan
> 

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From: Elaine Harmon <eharmon_at_cs.miami.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] PaddleWise -- Call of Nature (not for the squeemish)
Date: Fri, 30 Jul 1999 01:35:33 -0400 (EDT)
On Thu, 29 Jul 1999, Evan Dallas wrote:

> OK, here's my true confession:  when I just gotta go, and haven't a pee
> bottle handy, and am in a place I can't land, I've used my, uh, sponge.
> Actually works pretty well, as long as you only do a little at a time [like
> go for 3-5 seconds (depending on "flow rate" -- 

Reminds me of the old definition of a real man.... something like, a *man*
can write his name in the snow, but a *real man* *prints* his name in the
snow.

Re the Portuguese guy who pisses in his wetsuit, I already asked my
paddling guru in Uist what would happen if I did that in one of his. He
didn't seem to be too thrilled with the prospect. Looks like I'll have to
buy one if I paddle the Minch. Do they really rinse out? Is vinegar or
something else advised to neutralize it, or does that attack the neoprene?
I'm still hoping for a catheter answer, seems a bit more elegant a
solution. Slainte .... e


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