Be it known the kayaking gods are smiling upon you, Dan McCarty!!! I'm told by the Spirits of the Deep you're on the right track -- the Nigelian track -- the track of eternal paddleness! Where all good kayakers ultimately go to skull and roll and surf and brace -- forever and ever! And be it known that it is those righteous following actions you took on that fateful day, my good man, that will guarantee your salvation in the after current. My search for answers, in your behest, has brought much knowledge and light. And this, my PaddleWise friend, is what I have learned: -- Seek not help for your decision to follow, rather seek greater inspiration to follow all the way to put in! -- You need not reveal your apparition to anyone, for one day each and every paddler who believes will be asked to follow a kayak of their own choosing! -- The more a paddler becomes one with and in his or her kayak, the more likely they are to receive and understand the signs of paddleness! -- To venture out in the open seas, to journey down the riverways of life, to follow the Arlukian signs -- that is the normal way for the paddler who seeks the truth! I must rest now! J.F. O'Tynan Head Roller, Gulf Coast Tabernacle of Hope "Where paddleness springs eternal!" ~-----Original Message----- ~From: owner-paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net ~[mailto:owner-paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net]On Behalf Of ~dmccarty_at_us.ibm.com ~Sent: Sunday, October 17, 1999 12:03 AM ~To: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net ~Subject: [Paddlewise] Do I need Help? ~ ~ ~Now the questions..... ~ ~Do I need mental health help because I'm following strange kayaks? ~Should I tell my wife? ~Is this a sign I'm not in my kayak enough? ~Or is it just normal for a PaddleWisenhiemer? ~ ~Thank You For Your Help! ~DanWhoHasToStopFollowingStrangeKayaksMcCarty ~ *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - All postings copyright the author and not to be reproduced outside PaddleWise without author's permission Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Sun Oct 17 1999 - 00:26:47 PDT
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