>'Bout the most illuminating dissertation yet, Professor Inverbon. The faulty >reassembly of aliens explains a lot -- that twin towers guy in the Dilbert >strip, for instance. >Dave Kruger >Astoria, OR >reassembled alien masquerading as a chemist in kayaker's clothing > You've revealed one of the best kept secrets of our time. There ARE aliens among us, and they can assemble and reassemble themselves; that's how we know they're aliens. They've infiltrated us so subtly that they communicate among themselves in our languages and nobody notices any more! How else can you explain sentences in books such as "His eyes followed her across the room". And many celebrities are aliens as well. Paul Anka is one ("Put your Head On My Shoulder"). --And then there's Tony Bennett...... *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - All postings copyright the author and not to be reproduced outside PaddleWise without author's permission Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Fri Nov 19 1999 - 10:27:47 PST
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