Re: [Paddlewise] "The Psycho Duck"

From: Alex Ferguson <a.ferguson_at_chem.canterbury.ac.nz>
Date: Wed, 13 Jun 2001 09:11:42 +1200
>Some things are so embarrasing that you hope nobody finds out

And some definitely need telling.

>This time, I Bonk it right square on the head,.......
>Good grief - I've been had by a loose decoy that washed ashore ....

I was paddling with a friend quite a few years ago and after a portage 
across a road (!!) we entered the next narrower, tidal stretch. I paddled 
up to a nearest duck and hit it over the head with my paddle. My friend was 
quite disturbed by my actions (too much cycling in Buddhist countries?), 
until she realised the the "duck" was a decoy. I knew it was there (from a 
previous trip) and got the expected reaction (!!!).

Cruel???? :-)

A good overnight trip that one, camped under pines (no tent), woke to the 
sun rising over the mountains.

Alex


Alex (Sandy) Ferguson
Chemistry Department
University of Canterbury
New Zealand


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