[Paddlewise] Psycho Ducks

From: Jochen Grikschat <grikschat_at_surfeu.de>
Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2001 11:40:27 +0200
Hello all,

There is one water related bird, I REALLY hate to see. Itīs the most spread
duck, here it is called the stock duck. Green - black - grey coloured. I
hate them.
They are playing with paddlers these awful game "get me - get me - get
me --- Quak Quak Quak"
EVERYTIME I try to paddle the other side of the waterway, they start to swim
on collision course, they hurry up to reach the point of collision and half
a metre before the kayak, they make noise and start to fly.
Itīs impossible to avoid it.

Several years ago a meet the really psycho Psycho Duck. Fly in front of me
for over 20 Minutes, sit down waiting, make noise start and fly and so
on.... Then I decide to make a stop. I get out of the kayak, eat something
and after 15 Min re-enter the kayak. Couldnīt see the duck - HEY! GREAT!
Restart to paddle, and after 20m something green-black-grey coloured swim
towards me and restarts this game for further 10 Minutes!!


Okay, they try to protect their little ducks, but their complete behaviour
is "a little bit oversized".
Walkers and all these animal-protectors think we (Paddlers) disturb these
poor ducks! Itīs just the other way.
Maybe itīs the revenge for all the "peking (beejing) duck meals" ??

happy paddling
Jochen G.



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