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From: <Blankibr_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] PaddleWise V1 Hunting Jet Skis
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2003 12:56:56 EDT
Steve Writes:  <<> Brian Blankenship says he paddles Lake Anna, so perhaps he 
> will be able to give us a report at the end of the season :)  >>

As a kayaker I will go with the smaller handheld flare pistol I just 
purchased instead of the torpedoes recommended in the article.  

The Chesapeake Paddlers Association will hold the fifth annual SK102 Skills 
Clinic at Lake Anna with about 90 participants and 15 instructors the first 
weekend in May.  We may have to try a little "Jacklighting" on our night 
paddle!  My only question is:  Are them jet skis good eatin?

Brian Blankinship




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From: Paul Peeling <ppeeling_at_bcpl.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] PaddleWise V1 Hunting Jet Skis
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2003 13:17:52 -0400 (EDT)
On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 Blankibr_at_aol.com wrote:

> The Chesapeake Paddlers Association will hold the fifth annual SK102 Skills
> Clinic at Lake Anna with about 90 participants and 15 instructors the first
> weekend in May.  We may have to try a little "Jacklighting" on our night
> paddle!  My only question is:  Are them jet skis good eatin?

Hey Brian,

Looks like we'll have a dozen or so in the Greenland Paddling track. Maybe
we'll have to try the harpoons. Think those things will tow OK?

- Paul "Piniartak" Peeling
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From: Steve Cramer <cramersec_at_charter.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] PaddleWise V1 Hunting Jet Skis
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2003 14:28:10 -0400
Blankibr_at_aol.com wrote:
> Steve Writes:  <<> Brian Blankenship says he paddles Lake Anna, so perhaps he 
>>will be able to give us a report at the end of the season :)  >>
> 
> 
> As a kayaker I will go with the smaller handheld flare pistol I just 
> purchased instead of the torpedoes recommended in the article.  
> 
> The Chesapeake Paddlers Association will hold the fifth annual SK102 Skills 
> Clinic at Lake Anna with about 90 participants and 15 instructors the first 
> weekend in May.  We may have to try a little "Jacklighting" on our night 
> paddle!  My only question is:  Are them jet skis good eatin?

Here's another option: 
http://www.west.net/~lpm/hobie/archives/v1-i2/humor.shtml. You might have to 
raft up with another boat to get enough stability.

Amazingly, this information has not made it to the ACA's "Bad Buzz" page 
(http://www.acanet.org/hostilewaters.htm). I'm sure David Jenkins will soon 
remedy that oversight.

-- 
Steve Cramer
Athens, GA

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From: wsmith16 <wsmith16_at_snet.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] PaddleWise V1 Hunting Jet Skis
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2003 20:09:28 -0400
 Maybe
> we'll have to try the harpoons. Think those things will tow OK?
>
> - Paul "Piniartak" Peeling

My thoughts exactly. I was out practicing with my harpoon after work
tonight, and the locals got a little concerned (P.C. Stuff -- playing with
"weapons") until I told them it was for jetskis --- now I'm one popular
guy on the lake!

Wayne
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From: John Kirk-Anderson <jka_at_netaccess.co.nz>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Hunting Jet Skis
Date: Fri, 01 Jan 1904 00:20:56 +1200
Jokes aside, a few years ago over here a girl fishing off a bridge hooked a
speeding jet skier by the lip!

That's got to hurt.


-- 
John Kirk-Anderson
Banks Peninsula
NEW ZEALAND

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From: John Fereira <jaf30_at_cornell.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Hunting Jet Skis
Date: Wed, 16 Apr 2003 10:19:15 -0400
At 12:20 AM 1/1/70 +1200, John Kirk-Anderson wrote:
>Jokes aside, a few years ago over here a girl fishing off a bridge hooked a
>speeding jet skier by the lip!
>
>That's got to hurt.

A few years ago one of the Flyfishing magazines featured a full page 
advertisement from one of the high end fly rod makers.  The picture show a 
fisherman whose line was attached to the rider of a jet ski, or to be more 
accurate, a rider that was in the process of becoming detached from the jet 
ski.  The caption at the bottom read:  "Incredible lifting power".


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From: Donald Schoengold <schoengold_at_earthlink.net>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Hunting Jet Skis
Date: Wed, 16 Apr 2003 17:53:46 -0700
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Any way that one could go for the crotch - with an extremely large hook.
That would really really hurt and might teach them a lesson.

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From: John Kirk-Anderson

Jokes aside, a few years ago over here a girl fishing off a bridge hooked a
speeding jet skier by the lip!

That's got to hurt.
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From: James <jimtibensky_at_fastmail.fm>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] PaddleWise V1 Hunting Jet Skis
Date: Wed, 16 Apr 2003 07:30:21 -0500
My thoughts exactly. I was out practicing with my harpoon after work
tonight, and the locals got a little concerned (P.C. Stuff -- playing
with "weapons") until I told them it was for jetskis --- now I'm one
popular guy on the lake! 
Wayne




Has anyone else seen the T-shirts from Superior Kayaks of Whitelaw,
Wisconsin?  On the front is says "Superior Traditions" and shows a
kayaker [Inuit style] aiming a harpoon at a jetski.  The back says
"Superior Kayaks" and shows the jetski impaled by the harpoon with the
jetskier swimming away.

I have two - long sleeve and short sleeve.  A favorite, needless to say!

Jim Tibensky
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From: William Jennings <will_at_bigwoodenradio.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] PaddleWise V1 Hunting Jet Skis
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2003 19:29:17 -0500
One might rifle the barrel of their flare gun...
White phosphorous loads are especially good for making a long lasting 
impression.
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From: alex <al.m_at_3web.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] PaddleWise V1 Hunting Jet Skis
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2003 23:12:03 -0700
> My thoughts exactly. I was out practicing with my harpoon after work
> tonight, and the locals got a little concerned (P.C. Stuff -- playing with
> "weapons") until I told them it was for jetskis --- now I'm one popular
> guy on the lake!
>
> Wayne

I've read some very interesting report in a yachting magazine last year.
Those big guys on yachts have tried small self-guided missile (bought cheap
in a local military surplus store); first attempt was a success. Second one
failed because a crew member began celebrating too soon after launch, and
has lit his cigarette; it  was a heat-guided missile, you know :-)... Man
can't go wrong with a harpoon.
Alex.

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From: Donald Schoengold <schoengold_at_earthlink.net>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] PaddleWise V1 Hunting Jet Skis
Date: Wed, 16 Apr 2003 16:41:54 -0700
A harpoon with an explosive tip would be even more effective.  Then, you get
a  "kill" no matter what part of the beast you hit.

--
I've read some very interesting report in a yachting magazine last year.
Those big guys on yachts have tried small self-guided missile (bought cheap
in a local military surplus store); first attempt was a success. Second one
failed because a crew member began celebrating too soon after launch, and
has lit his cigarette; it  was a heat-guided missile, you know :-)... Man
can't go wrong with a harpoon.
Alex.
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From: Leonhardt, William J <wjleonhardt_at_bnl.gov>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] PaddleWise V1 Hunting Jet Skis
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2003 13:11:16 -0400
At 12:56 PM 4/15/2003 -0400, Blankibr_at_aol.com wrote:
>SNIP




>The Chesapeake Paddlers Association will hold the fifth annual SK102 Skills
>Clinic at Lake Anna with about 90 participants and 15 instructors the first
>weekend in May.  We may have to try a little "Jacklighting" on our night
>paddle!  My only question is:  Are them jet skis good eatin?

Brian,


I don't think they make good eatin' but they sure make a hell of a wall trophy.

Bill Leonhardt
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