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From: Rev. Bob Carter <revkayak_at_aptalaska.net>
subject: [Paddlewise] fire the weatherman!
Date: Sat, 14 Feb 2004 11:12:19 -0900
    Yesterday the forcast called for 100% chance of rain, heavy cloud cover,
winds 15 to 25mph with gusts much higher, and temps in low 40's, typical mid
February Alaska. So I prepared for one of those
just-put-your-head-down-and-paddle days where you just pretend to enjoy the
experience and the best part of the day is the hot shower afterwards.
    When I hit the water I discovered no rain (not even a drop) no wind, glass
calm seas, huge holes in the clouds letting the sun through and the temps
climbing into the mid 50's. I paddled ten miles enjoying the scenery and
wildlife of the Wrangel Narrows.
    They ought to fire the weatherman.How could they miss it by so much?

With tongue firmly planted in my cheek,

Bob
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From: Joseph Pylka <jpylka_at_earthlink.net>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] fire the weatherman!
Date: Sat, 14 Feb 2004 15:43:27 -0500
> [Original Message]
> From: Rev. Bob Carter <revkayak_at_aptalaska.net>
>     They ought to fire the weatherman.How could they miss it by so much?
> With tongue firmly planted in my cheek,
>
	The late Henry Morgan once wrote that Weather forecasters were 86% correct
63% of the time...

JP
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From: Wes Boyd <boydwe_at_dmci.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] fire the weatherman!
Date: Sun, 15 Feb 2004 10:00:34
At 11:12 AM 2/14/04 -0900, Rev. Bob Carter wrote:

>    They ought to fire the weatherman.How could they miss it by so much?

The local TV weather forecaster I refer to as "Lyin' Stan, the Weather Man."

A weather forecaster is a guy that will tell you he had a ham and cheese
sandwich for lunch when he actually had tuna salad, just to keep in practice.

-- Wes
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From: Niels Blaauw <niels.blaauw_at_wanadoo.nl>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] fire the weatherman!
Date: Tue, 17 Feb 2004 02:05:38 +0100
"Rev. Bob Carter" wrote:
<big snip> .How could [the weatherman] miss it by so much?
> 
I'm afraid a weatherman may have other priorities then getting it right.
In the Netherlands, a weatherman was once threatened with his life for
predicting bad weather. Some madman just got fed up with all that rain
outside.

On the saner side: There is big money involved here. A good forecast on
a summerday might draw millions of people to the amusementparks, never
mind the actual weather. A bad forecast will mean money for
movietheaters and musea. How is sponsoring your weatherman? "This
forecast was brought to you by GoreTex".
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