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From: Mark Arnold <mjamja_at_earthlink.net>
subject: [Paddlewise] Immersion Protection (Humor)
Date: Mon, 2 Jul 2007 14:17:24 -0600
Please look for the Society for the Use of Immersion Protection booth at upcoming kayak symposiums.

SUIP (pronounced "soup" ) seeks to promote useful thought and dialogue on the subject of clothing which can make paddling safer.

Since the paddling community is so diverse we have several divisions.

Cold SUIP - which specializes in clothing and gear for cold water (hypothermia)
Hot SUIP - which specializes in clothing and gear for tropical climates (hyperthermia)
Cream SUIP - for the elite (cream of the crop) paddlers or those who want to be elite
Ketchup in hot water SUIP - economy solutions for those on a budget
Chicken SUIP - for those who believe "it couldn't hurt" to wear extra protection
Hot & Sour  SUIP - for those who spend long hours in Neoprene
Freeze Dried SUIP - for those using drysuits in icy conditions
Last Meal SUIP - for those who never let the water temp affect their clothing choices

For those of you involved in the Greenland or Native style of paddling you might want to look into our sister organization:

STEW - Society for Traditional Eskimo Wear


SUIP is currently accepting donations of drysuits, hydroskins/fuzzy rubber, drytops, and fleece for my testing program.  Please e-mail me if you would like to donate.

Mark J. Arnold
Testing Center Manager for SUIP
Lifetime member of Texas Liars Association
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From: Mark Sanders <sandmarks_at_ca.rr.com>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Immersion Protection (Humor)
Date: Mon, 2 Jul 2007 14:49:40 -0700
Pea SUIP - Addresses the inherent conflict between Immersion Protection and
natural body processes.

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Subject: [Paddlewise] Immersion Protection (Humor)

Please look for the Society for the Use of Immersion Protection booth at
upcoming kayak symposiums.

SUIP (pronounced "soup" ) seeks to promote useful thought and dialogue on
the subject of clothing which can make paddling safer.

Since the paddling community is so diverse we have several divisions.

Cold SUIP - which specializes in clothing and gear for cold water
(hypothermia)
Hot SUIP - which specializes in clothing and gear for tropical climates
(hyperthermia)
Cream SUIP - for the elite (cream of the crop) paddlers or those who want to
be elite


Mark J. Arnold
Testing Center Manager for SUIP
Lifetime member of Texas Liars Association
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From: Mark Arnold <mjamja_at_earthlink.net>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Immersion Protection (Humor)
Date: Mon, 2 Jul 2007 16:09:18 -0600
Dear Mr. Sanders,

If you have experience in this area we would be glad to have you head up
this division of our society.

We welcome any suggestions for other relevant new divisions.

> Mark J. Arnold
> Testing Center Manager for SUIP

> [Original Message]
> From: Mark Sanders <sandmarks_at_ca.rr.com>
> To: <mjamja_at_earthlink.net>; <paddlewise_at_paddlewise.net>
> Date: 7/2/2007 15:49:40
> Subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Immersion Protection (Humor)
>
> Pea SUIP - Addresses the inherent conflict between Immersion Protection
and
> natural body processes.
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From: Bradford_Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Immersion Protection (Humor)
Date: Mon, 2 Jul 2007 15:01:09 -0700
Has anyone taken their cue from those masters of immersion, the seals and
the polar bears? Anyone tried paddling in a cute little furry white outfit?
Wouldn't you look spiffy in a seal suit! Of course, being dismembered by
an orca might be a problem. But most activities carry some risk. Adds to
the excitement.


Bradford R. Crain
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From: Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Immersion Protection (Humor)
Date: Mon, 2 Jul 2007 19:23:02 -0700
Interesting that you should bring this up. I've been working on the
subcutaneous fat as an insulator issue for some years now.


Craig Jungers
Royal City, WA

On 7/2/07, Bradford_Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu> wrote:
>
> Has anyone taken their cue from those masters of immersion, the seals and
> the polar bears? Anyone tried paddling in a cute little furry white
> outfit?
> Wouldn't you look spiffy in a seal suit! Of course, being dismembered by
> an orca might be a problem. But most activities carry some risk. Adds to
> the excitement.
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From: Doug Lloyd <douglloyd_at_shaw.ca>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Immersion Protection (Humor)
Date: Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:29:49 -0700
Fat kayakers rock! Pleasantly plump paddlers are better insulated and float 
without adjunctive buoyancy - though rarely come out of their kayaks at sea 
accidentally, as self-rescue and group rescue can be more difficult so they 
are therefore much more prudent. Beyond this too, epidemiological studies 
suggest death rates that are lower for those who are not too heavily 
overweight, but overweight non the less. And rotund paddlers paddle bigger 
boats so carry more food that they can share with skinny dudes unable to 
generate calories for heating when their own rations prove meager, not to 
mention they bring more beer that can be shared; they are a slower 
moving/bigger target for a grizzly charging a group of kayakers and 
alternatively may scare away scavenging creatures of opportunity, though 
secretly, their skinny companions are now drunk and are more easily subdued 
by hungry wildlife. With bigness come bigger-muscles so they make great 
towing machines and kayak lifters and believe this, seem to be way easier 
going unlike those tight-butted dudes who flip out at every little 
inconvenience. While these heavyweights may produce more C02 gases, Peter O 
may need to provide some statistical, non-anecdotal, properly researched 
empirical evidence to back this up, though University of Illinois 
researchers suggested that obese Americans consume more gas in their 
vehicles and are therefore causing global warming to spiral out of control. 
However, we may need to realize Australian geographical specifics provide 
too much environmental variance for comparison to America, just like the 
difference between rudder efficiencies seem difficult to objectify between 
North America and Australia. While no lightweights when it comes to ability 
to manhandle a paddle, Mr. big and tall and wide also doesn't need a rudder, 
as his craft sits lower in the water thereby increasing waterline length and 
therefore increasing tracking ability. Plus-sized paddlers have better 
websites too. No roll or drown here, just good, meaty footage of surf 
carnage, splashing wave faces in the face, and friends of all sizes 
cavorting around at sea. Eschewing the fat farm, these above average 
paddlers genetically predisposed to their size forego the elusiveness of 
thinness, make peace with their super-size, and paddle on in pursuit of 
happiness and what health benefits accrue. Amen.

DL

> Interesting that you should bring this up. I've been working on the
> subcutaneous fat as an insulator issue for some years now.
>
>
> Craig Jungers
> Royal City, WA
>
> On 7/2/07, Bradford_Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu> wrote:
>>
>> Has anyone taken their cue from those masters of immersion, the seals and
>> the polar bears? Anyone tried paddling in a cute little furry white
>> outfit?
>> Wouldn't you look spiffy in a seal suit! Of course, being dismembered by
>> an orca might be a problem. But most activities carry some risk. Adds to
>> the excitement.
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