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From: Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>
subject: [Paddlewise] Kia Complete with Toilet
Date: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:53:43 -0700
This is only connected with kayaking via a tenuous thread. We plan on
putting up a yurt on our new beach lot on Whidbey Island so we will have a
place to stay and kayak over on the west side of the mountains. Rather than
immediately install a septic system (which I don't much like anyway) we
decided to put up an "out-tent" with either a porta-potti or a composting
toilet. As luck would have it, I found a composting toilet for sale on (what
else?) craigslist. It is a brand new display model (unused) but not in a
box. After I had dropped off my Coaster in Bellingham for repairs I drove to
Buckley, WA to get the toilet. (Don't ask me where it is... I have a
dash-mounted GPS to take care of those details.)

Since only my Kia Optima sedan has kayak racks I had to drive that car over
the mtns. Now a composting toilet turns out to be somewhat compact but it
still looks exactly like a toilet. The problem was where was I going to
carry it in a sedan? I forgot to mention that I had picked up a used
Raytheon 1200 radar system and scanner for the muthah-ship on... well, you
can guess that part.  So no room in the trunk.

We ended up strapping the toilet into the passenger seat and I drove it 150
miles home on the freeway.

I only wish I could have seen some of the looks the trucks glancing down
into my passenger window must have given. I know that the neighbors here
have been curious, to say the least.

Just a taste of what you get when you dive into the kayaking lifestyle
completely and utterly.


Craig Jungers
Moses Lake, WA
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From: Darryl <Darryl.Johnson_at_sympatico.ca>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Kia Complete with Toilet
Date: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:44:00 -0400
<snip>
> 
> Just a taste of what you get when you dive into the kayaking lifestyle
> completely and utterly.
> 
> 
> Craig Jungers
> Moses Lake, WA

Uh ... there's something about "dive" and "kayaking" that just 
doesn't go together, in my mind at least. <grin>

I like to stay on top of the water. "Dive" connotes flooded forward 
storage area at least, possibly rear storage area flooded as well. 
Images of "Das Boot" come to mind. Dirty white turtle-neck sweaters, 
sweat and oil scented air, claustrophobic quarters, klaxon horns 
blaring.... Not my idea of good time at all.

Maybe I could suggest "rolling" into the kayaking lifestyle?

Just a thought...

-- 
  Darryl
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From: Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Kia Complete with Toilet
Date: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:52:14 -0700
On Fri, Mar 14, 2008 at 1:44 PM, Darryl <Darryl.Johnson_at_sympatico.ca> wrote:

>
>
> Uh ... there's something about "dive" and "kayaking" that just
> doesn't go together, in my mind at least. <grin>
>
> I like to stay on top of the water. "Dive" connotes flooded forward
> storage area at least, possibly rear storage area flooded as well.
> Images of "Das Boot" come to mind. Dirty white turtle-neck sweaters,
> sweat and oil scented air, claustrophobic quarters, klaxon horns
> blaring.... Not my idea of good time at all.
>
> Maybe I could suggest "rolling" into the kayaking lifestyle?


Ummm... plunge?   Nope.

Immerse? Huh uh.

Jump? Well, maybe.

Dump? At least it goes with toilets.  :)


Craig Jungers
Moses Lake, WA
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From: Steve Cramer <cramersec_at_charter.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Kia Complete with Toilet
Date: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:20:38 -0400
Let's try and keep our heads here, OK?

Steve

Craig Jungers wrote:
> Ummm... plunge?   Nope.
> 
> Immerse? Huh uh.
> 
> Jump? Well, maybe.
> 
> Dump? At least it goes with toilets.  :)
-- 
Steve Cramer
Athens, GA
http://www.savvypaddler.com
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From: Bradford R. Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Kia Complete with Toilet
Date: Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:23:02 -0700
   Craig, I believe you have brilliantly invented the composting kayak.
We'll need a test pilot for the prototype. How about Mark? He seems game.

Brad

Quoting Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>:

> On Mon, Mar 17, 2008 at 11:47 AM, Bradford R. Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu> wrote:
>
>> Craig:
>>      Could that composting toilet be strapped onto the back of a kayak?
>> You could make millions, maybe billions. And save the planet from a
>> gigantic brownout.
>>
>> This is an interesting question. I can see two major problems:
>
> 1) A composting toilet works by... um... composting the... um... stuff. As
> long as the kayak remains upright (a situation many - but not all - of us
> aspire to) the composting toilet should work just fine regardless of where
> it is located. I am unsure of the effects of salt water intrusion  in the
> composting area, however. It's entirely possible that the salt would kill
> the very organisms that do the dirty work, so to speak.
>
> B) The composting toilet I have is about the same height above the floor as
> a toilet in a handicap stall. While the bio-mass of the toilet is carried
> low (at the bottom of the toilet) the addition of a paddler up high could
> very well disturb the natural balance of the kayak and result in an
> inversion and resultant possible salt water intrusion (see above).
>
> There might be some appropriate design changes that would make this
> ingenious idea (I can see why you're a college professor - although being a
> math professor does detract somewhat) work. To wit: incorporating the
> composting into the kayak itself. Since many kayaks already are
> compartmented into handy... uh... compartments one could simply select the
> compartment least used for gear and food and spread the compost along the
> inside hull in that compartment to a depth of about 5 inches. The hatch
> could then be used as a convenient perch.
>
> The best part about this arrangement (besides the obvious greening - or
> maybe de-browning - of the world) is that if anyone notices the paddler
> sitting atop the stern hatch and asks impertinent (or even pertinent)
> questions, one might reasonably reply that he (or she) is practicing the
> cowboy rescue. This would immediately divert any suspicion since every
> paddler knows the importance of practicing self rescues.
>
> I'm willing to share in the patent with you. Any patent lawyers at that
> college of yours?
>
>
> Craig Jungers
> Moses Lake, WA
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From: Richard Culpeper <culpeper_at_tbaytel.net>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Kia Complete with Toilet
Date: Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:23:05 -0400
Toyota complete with toilet on the Arctic ocean (45 seconds into the video):
www.youtube.com/v/HEgjt3GUOKM&hl
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From: Mark Sanders <sandmarks_at_ca.rr.com>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Kia Complete with Toilet
Date: Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:43:37 -0700
That'll put a hitch in your getalong!

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Subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Kia Complete with Toilet


Toyota complete with toilet on the Arctic ocean (45 seconds into the video):
www.youtube.com/v/HEgjt3GUOKM&hl
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From: Bradford R. Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Kia Complete with Toilet
Date: Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:23:21 -0700
   This is one of the most entertaining videos I've ever seen. Drop what you're
doing and watch this. You can vacuum the house later.

Brad


Quoting Richard Culpeper <culpeper_at_tbaytel.net>:

> Toyota complete with toilet on the Arctic ocean (45 seconds into the video):
> www.youtube.com/v/HEgjt3GUOKM&hl
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From: Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Kia Complete with Toilet
Date: Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:38:39 -0700
On Mon, Mar 17, 2008 at 12:23 PM, Bradford R. Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu> wrote:

>   Craig, I believe you have brilliantly invented the composting kayak.
> We'll need a test pilot for the prototype. How about Mark? He seems game.
>

If you think he's gamey now just wait 'til we're a week into the test
program. Oh, wait... you said "game". My bad.


Craig Jungers
Moses Lake, WA
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