Gee, Craig paddles in some exciting water! http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100304/D9E81KN01.html *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
The fact that police made him wear a PFD is a clear civil rights violation. Jim et al On Mar 5, 2010, at 9:42 AM, Mark Sanders wrote: > Gee, Craig paddles in some exciting water! > > http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100304/D9E81KN01.html *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
On Fri, Mar 5, 2010 at 6:42 AM, Mark Sanders <marksanders_at_sandmarks.net>wrote: > Gee, Craig paddles in some exciting water! > > http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100304/D9E81KN01.html > It's not just speedboats and jetskis we have to worry about up here, ya know. Craig Jungers Moses Lake, WA (The Getaway Capitol of Washington - Visit Us if You Want to Getaway)(but bring a PFD) www.nwkayaking.net *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
I don't understand why they threw him a life vest. Seems like a waste of precious tax dollars. Besides, he clearly wanted to go for a swim. So let him. Brad Subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Drag Net > The fact that police made him wear a PFD is a clear civil rights > violation. > > Jim et al > > > On Mar 5, 2010, at 9:42 AM, Mark Sanders wrote: > >> Gee, Craig paddles in some exciting water! >> >> http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100304/D9E81KN01.html *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
From: "Bradford R. Crain > I don't understand why they threw him a life vest. Seems like a waste > of precious tax dollars. Besides, he clearly wanted to go for a swim. > So let him. > Well if he'd made it to Lake Pend Oreille in Idaho the Uberdeputy, would have thrown him a life vest, just after he finished his coffee and donut. What the h#ll is an Underdeputy anyway? Is this some new form of police speak? If I'd been the suspect I'd have thrown the life vest back and yelled, "I'm not taking no stinking life vest from an Underdeputy. You get the Overdeputy down here right now or I'll drown myself." What sort of self respecting criminal would allow himself to be captured by something calling themselves an Underdeputy. Can you imagine a female office putting up with such a title. Is the world going nuts, wait I think I know the answer. Underdeputy dog Gordin Warner Indeed! *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
Underdeputy Dawg? Is he a product of unsupervised dog park meeting between Under Dog and Deputy Dawg? On 3/5/2010 1:43 PM, Gordin Warner wrote: > From: "Bradford R. Crain > > What sort of self respecting criminal would allow himself to be > captured by something calling themselves an Underdeputy. Can you > imagine a female office putting up with such a title. Is the world > going nuts, wait I think I know the answer. > > Underdeputy dog Gordin Warner Indeed! *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
On Fri, Mar 5, 2010 at 1:43 PM, Gordin Warner <gwarner2_at_shaw.ca> wrote: > > What the h#ll is an Underdeputy anyway? Is this some new form of police > speak? If I'd been the suspect I'd have thrown the life vest back and > yelled, "I'm not taking no stinking life vest from an Underdeputy. You get > the Overdeputy down here right now or I'll drown myself." > > I think the article specified the "Undersheriff" not the "Underdeputy". The Undersheriff is the assistant to the Sheriff (which, in this County, is an elected office). There is another... and interesting... article about this here: http://www.columbiabasinherald.com/articles/2010/03/04/news/doc4b8da4eca50b1612056940.txt Apparently the culprit kidnapped an out-of-town construction worker who was staying at a local motel along with a female. The female was originally thought to be another victim of the kidnapping but turned out to be an accomplice (although did not, apparently, jump in the lake). They forced the construction worker to buy them some stuff at Wal-Mart and then took him back to his motel and released him. Not quite candidates for the Darwin Award but I'm guessing they'll make another try once they get out of jail because they didn't think the guy would call the cops. They stopped for a bite to eat at a Denny's next to the freeway where cops found them with the Wal-Mart loot still in the car. Never a dull moment in Moses Lake. Craig Jungers Moses Lake, WA (early spring swimming is so refreshing) www.nwkayaking.net *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
Apropos to this thread (and the linked story below) I was called to the office of one of my clients at a grain elevator in Ephrata (the County Seat... and where the jail is located) yesterday. They had lost their internet connection and since their business runs a VPN to a dozen other grain elevators across about 200 miles of territory they were pretty excited about getting it back. (Turned out to be the WAN network port that had gone south... very unusual... but I digress.) And now for the rrrrest of the storrrry..... While I was chatting with the gal who runs the office there she pointed to the newspaper article (link below) and mentioned that the truck pictured (parked in a precarious place on a hillside) was theirs and had been stolen by the guy to whom the deputy eventually threw the PFD. LOL. Craig Jungers Moses Lake, WA www.nwkayaking.net On Fri, Mar 5, 2010 at 2:50 PM, Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com> wrote: > > There is another... and interesting... article about this here: > http://www.columbiabasinherald.com/articles/2010/03/04/news/doc4b8da4eca50b1612056940.txt > > Apparently the culprit kidnapped an out-of-town construction worker who was > staying at a local motel along with a female. The female was originally > thought to be another victim of the kidnapping but turned out to be an > accomplice (although did not, apparently, jump in the lake). > > They forced the construction worker to buy them some stuff at Wal-Mart and > then took him back to his motel and released him. Not quite candidates for > the Darwin Award but I'm guessing they'll make another try once they get out > of jail because they didn't think the guy would call the cops. They stopped > for a bite to eat at a Denny's next to the freeway where cops found them > with the Wal-Mart loot still in the car. > > Never a dull moment in Moses Lake. > > > Craig Jungers > Moses Lake, WA (early spring swimming is so refreshing) > www.nwkayaking.net *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
On 09/03/2010 10:41 AM, Craig Jungers wrote: > Apropos to this thread (and the linked story below) I was called to the > office of one of my clients at a grain elevator in Ephrata (the County > Seat... and where the jail is located) yesterday. They had lost their > internet connection and since their business runs a VPN to a dozen other > grain elevators across about 200 miles of territory they were pretty excited > about getting it back. (Turned out to be the WAN network port that had gone > south... very unusual... but I digress.) > > And now for the rrrrest of the storrrry..... > > While I was chatting with the gal who runs the office there she pointed to > the newspaper article (link below) and mentioned that the truck pictured > (parked in a precarious place on a hillside) was theirs and had been stolen > by the guy to whom the deputy eventually threw the PFD. LOL. > > > Craig Jungers > Moses Lake, WA > www.nwkayaking.net > "It's a small world, after all..." -- Darryl *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
Craig Jungers > On Fri, Mar 5, 2010 wrote: >> I think the article specified the "Undersheriff" not the "Underdeputy". >> The > Undersheriff is the assistant to the Sheriff (which, in this County, is an > elected office). > > Apparently the culprit kidnapped an out-of-town construction worker who > was > staying at a local motel along with a female. The female was originally > thought to be another victim of the kidnapping but turned out to be an > accomplice (although did not, apparently, jump in the lake). > > They forced the construction worker to buy them some stuff at Wal-Mart and > then took him back to his motel and released him. ..... They stopped > for a bite to eat at a Denny's next to the freeway where cops found them > with the Wal-Mart loot still in the car. > > Never a dull moment in Moses Lake. Come on Craig! even I can tell when you're making things up. Out-of-town construction worker, yeah right. But thanks for clearing up the confusion between Underdeputy and Undersheriff. Who would want to be an Underdeputy when you could be an Undersheriff. Cool. "My names Friday. Undersheriff Friday and this is the city. Moses Lake Washington. That's right Undersheriff Friday. Stop that sniggering do you find something funny?" No, I'm just wondering where's Sheriff Friday? "There is no Sheriff Friday." But you just said you are under sheriff Friday, so where's Friday? "Look there is no Sheriff Friday." Sure what ever? "OK lets get started. I called this press conference to inform you that there's a crime wave sweeping our shores. That's right it's not even safe for an out-of-town construction worker to hook up with a local girl. This could have a devastating impact on the local economy. In addition people are escaping from the chain gang, kidnapping innocent out-of-town construction workers and forcing them to shop at Wal-Mart." Which Wal-Mart? "The one right here in Moses Lake." How do you know the girl was a local? "She's the Sheriff's sister." What's her name? "Gendarme." Where is she now? "At large." How far is that from Moses Lake? "What!" Never mind, is she an accomplish? "No she's a Pentecostal. How much time will the kidnapper get? "Minimum Twenty years." How much for shopping at Wal-Mart? "Minimum Thirty years." How much for swimming without a PFD? "Minimum Forty years." Will that be consecutive or concurrent? "Doesn't matter." Why not, who's hearing the case? "Judge Jungers." Right I'll get the rope. There's a thousand stories in the naked City. This is just one of them. Underworked Warner *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
Well, I'm confused. I thought you were talking about trawling from a kayak. Steve -- Steve Cramer Athens, GA http://www.savvypaddler.com *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
In Portland, you would need a precarious parking place permit, or else get pulled to the pound. Portland (and Oregon) has a permit for everything, including spitting and belching, and now kayaking. Brad ----- Original Message ----- From: Craig Jungers To: Gordin Warner Cc: Bradford R. Crain ; James Farrelly ; Paddlewise Paddlewise Sent: Tuesday, March 09, 2010 7:41 AM Subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Drag Net Apropos to this thread (and the linked story below) I was called to the office of one of my clients at a grain elevator in Ephrata (the County Seat... and where the jail is located) yesterday. They had lost their internet connection and since their business runs a VPN to a dozen other grain elevators across about 200 miles of territory they were pretty excited about getting it back. (Turned out to be the WAN network port that had gone south... very unusual... but I digress.) And now for the rrrrest of the storrrry..... While I was chatting with the gal who runs the office there she pointed to the newspaper article (link below) and mentioned that the truck pictured (parked in a precarious place on a hillside) was theirs and had been stolen by the guy to whom the deputy eventually threw the PFD. LOL. Craig Jungers Moses Lake, WA www.nwkayaking.net On Fri, Mar 5, 2010 at 2:50 PM, Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com> wrote: There is another... and interesting... article about this here: http://www.columbiabasinherald.com/articles/2010/03/04/news/doc4b8da4eca50b16 12056940.txt Apparently the culprit kidnapped an out-of-town construction worker who was staying at a local motel along with a female. The female was originally thought to be another victim of the kidnapping but turned out to be an accomplice (although did not, apparently, jump in the lake). They forced the construction worker to buy them some stuff at Wal-Mart and then took him back to his motel and released him. Not quite candidates for the Darwin Award but I'm guessing they'll make another try once they get out of jail because they didn't think the guy would call the cops. They stopped for a bite to eat at a Denny's next to the freeway where cops found them with the Wal-Mart loot still in the car. Never a dull moment in Moses Lake. Craig Jungers Moses Lake, WA (early spring swimming is so refreshing) www.nwkayaking.net *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
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