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From: BRADFORD R. CRAIN <brad_at_mth.pdx.edu>
subject: [Paddlewise] mud
Date: Tue, 26 May 1998 14:14:35 +0000
     Brad confessed:

Boy, was that ever a big mistake.
>     Willapa Bay mud is real gooey, sucking mud. You put your foot 
>in, and it doesn't want to come out. It pulls the Teva sandals right
>off your feet. In a matter of minutes, you and everything you own get
> caked in thick, rich , black, smelly, slimey gunk. And that's just
>in the first few minutes. Pulling a kayak across mud is work. And
>dangerous too. There's no guarantee you will ever get out of that
>morass. 
>     I suppose it took an hour or more to cross that mud flat. 

     And George said:   
  
   I can't believe that you didn't get mired so deep that it
        would
become the lead on the local news. Willapa Bay has mud flats like none
I've seen. In some places they're fine for digging shellfiss, but
they're potentially dangerous! The bay is great when it has lots of
water in it, but when it's empty it can really suck! (Couldn't pass up
that pun!) 

       And Brad footnoted:

The kayak was used as a "mud pontoon". The only way I could lift my 
feet out of the primordial ooze and take a step was to lean on the 
kayak and purchase some leverage. Without the boat, I would have 
joined the slime world forever. And missed dinner.
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From: Sisler, Clyde <Clyde.Sisler_at_wang.com>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] mud
Date: Tue, 26 May 1998 13:36:27 -0400
>      What lessons did I learn and relearn? Paddle with your group. 
> There's safety in numbers. Bring a chart-always. It's hard to see 
> when your're standing 3 feet tall in a mud flat. Be aware of your 
> surroundings. Go home before the tide drops. And I hope you enjoyed 
> that, Clyde. 
	Mud?  I thought the west coast was all sandy beaches and rain
forests. 

	But wasn't that much more interesting than a dreary old trip
with water all over the place?  You got a nice workout AND you got to
entertain your buds.  You didn't fall down though so that invalidates
much of the agony.

	I'm heading out for a 4 day paddling weekend in Maine on
Thursday.  If I don't get to my island at a reasonable time, I'm gonna
run into (sink into) about 100+ feet of ankle deep ooze.  I, however,
have a plan.

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From: Geo. Bergeron <heritage_at_europa.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] mud
Date: Tue, 26 May 1998 12:26:12 -0700 (PDT)
At 07:52 AM 5/26/98 +0000, you wrote:

Boy, was that ever a big mistake.
>     Willapa Bay mud is real gooey, sucking mud. You put your foot 
>in, and it doesn't want to come out. It pulls the Teva sandals right 
>off your feet. In a matter of minutes, you and everything you own get 
>caked in thick, rich , black, smelly, slimey gunk. And that's just in 
>the first few minutes. Pulling a kayak across mud is work. And 
>dangerous too. There's no guarantee you will ever get out of that 
>morass. 
>     I suppose it took an hour or more to cross that mud flat. 


        Yo! Professor. . . 
        Locally we have a lake were they "pull the plug" and run the water
level down about 25 feet so the residents can repair docks. When I was nine
--about 40 years ago-- a friend of mine and I decided that hiking across the
mud flats of the lake would be much faster than hiking around the perimeter.
The short story is that the local fire department had to bring out a ladder
and ropes to pull me out of a hip deep suck-hole that I got myself snared in
for well over two hours. Of course The Oregonian had an article: "Mud Snares
Second Boy." I took some consolation in not being the only victim of getting
"sucked in" with the idea of crossing the mud flats. 

        I can't believe that you didn't get mired so deep that it would
become the lead on the local news. Willapa Bay has mud flats like none I've
seen. In some places they're fine for digging shellfiss, but they're
potentially dangerous! The bay is great when it has lots of water in it, but
when it's empty it can really suck! (Couldn't pass up that pun!) 

        Geo. 

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From: Christine Wein <Christine.Wein_at_sunny.health.state.mn.us>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] mud
Date: Tue, 26 May 1998 14:38:30 -0500
> For Muddy situations we use a product called Mudders, I think Cabalas has
> them. They allow you to walk on mud that you would not usually be able to 

In the north we have snowshoes. Are these mudders webbed things?
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From: <dldecker_at_mediaone.net>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] mud
Date: Tue, 26 May 1998 17:26:51 -0700
At 02:38 PM 5/26/98 -0500, Christine Wein wrote:
>
>> For Muddy situations we use a product called Mudders, I think Cabalas has
>> them. They allow you to walk on mud that you would not usually be able to 
>
>In the north we have snowshoes. Are these mudders webbed things?


No they are not webbed,They look like /|__|\ from the side with your foot
in the U . The little wing like thingys flair out when you step and it
increases your SQ. FT for your weight or some thing of the sorts.

Dana
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From: JCMARTIN43 <JCMARTIN43_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] mud
Date: Tue, 26 May 1998 21:10:34 EDT
In a message dated 98-05-26 17:42:37 EDT, dldecker_at_mediaone.net writes:

<< No they are not webbed,They look like /|__|\ from the side with your foot
 in the U . The little wing like thingys flair out when you step and it
 increases your SQ. FT for your weight or some thing of the sorts.
  >>

Sorta like sponsons?

Joq
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From: <dldecker_at_mediaone.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] mud
Date: Tue, 26 May 1998 21:59:57 -0700
At 09:10 PM 5/26/98 EDT, JCMARTIN43 wrote:
>In a message dated 98-05-26 17:42:37 EDT, dldecker_at_mediaone.net writes:
>
><< No they are not webbed,They look like /|__|\ from the side with your foot
> in the U . The little wing like thingys flair out when you step and it
> increases your SQ. FT for your weight or some thing of the sorts.
>  >>
>
>Sorta like sponsons?
>
>Joq


NOT in this life, they ain't yeller, or round, or float, or have tim Sp*ns*n
promoting them and I know Mudders work, I am living proof, cause I ain't still
stuck in the MUD and won't be as long as I usem. ( this means no)
Dana
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From: Sisler, Clyde <Clyde.Sisler_at_wang.com>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] mud
Date: Wed, 27 May 1998 08:50:16 -0400
> << No they are not webbed,They look like /|__|\ from the side with
> your foot
>  in the U . The little wing like thingys flair out when you step and
> it
>  increases your SQ. FT for your weight or some thing of the sorts.
>   >>
> 
> Sorta like sponsons?
> 
	Ooooooo, you used the "S" word, shame on you.

	Now they've got me thinking about the frog flipper thingies
snorklers use.  I'd use my snowshoes but I'm afraid the crampons would
scratch the deck.  Besides, then I'd have to clean them.  I think I'll
just tie my sneakers on real tight or wait for the tide to come in.  How
long can that take?

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From: Hal Levine <hlevin_at_jlc.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] "mud stroke"
Date: Thu, 28 May 1998 08:13:31 -0400
Sisler, Clyde wrote:
> 
  I think I'll just tie my sneakers on real tight or wait for the tide
to come in.  How long can that take?


It can take a while....
Recent personal experience leads me to believe that it can take too
long.  On a recent "expedition" to Chassahowitzka NWR on the west coast
of Florida I made a serious error and paddled on the wrong side of an
island on the way to the Gulf.  My friends were in the channel and I was
stuck fast on a bottomless mud flat.  My calculations were that I had
about 4 hours before I would float free.  I developed a new stoke that
my friends dubbed the "mud two step".  I was able to boost myself up to
straddle the rear deck of my Arluk and attempt to stand.  I was able to
slide my boat foward about a foot for each step.  It took me about 20
minutes but I made it to the channel.  I dont ever want to do that
again.

Before that "lesson" I thought I only had to worry about large waves,
fog, boaters, if my roll is bomb proof, and green head flies now I worry
about low tide.


-- 

    Hal 

    Wilton, NH

    Power your boat with carbohydrates,
    not hydrocarbons.
         
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