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From: <Strosaker_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Let Me Tell a Story
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2000 22:34:16 EST
Jim,

You seem a little ashamed of your kayak being plastic.

Let me tell you a story.

I went on a coastal paddle with about 7 other kayakers this one time.  Along 
the 9 NM paddle up the coast, we had a strong tail wind.  As we ate lunch on 
the beach, the wind got a hell of a lot worse.  Then we all launched to head 
back down the coast against the wind.  After about a 1/2 mile, everyone but 
me decided to turn around and take a taxi back to the cars.

For three hours I slugged it out alone in a strong head wind with large waves 
breaking over my deck.  Finishing the paddle was a glorious moment, despite 
the misery I was in from the painful blisters on my hands and my sore muscles 
and joints.

I was the only one in that group with a plastic kayak.  Everyone else had 
fiberglass, and there were even a few carbon fiber paddles in the group.  I 
was using a cheap and heavy Aqua-Bound paddle.  One guy even had a new 
Current Designs Extreme kayak and a carbon fiber paddle. 

It all goes to show that 90% of performance is in the kayaker, not the kayak.

So take that plastic kayak of yours, be proud of it, and kick some ass!

Duane Strosaker
 <A HREF="http://members.aol.com/pirateseakayaker/index.html">Pirate Sea 
Kayaker</A> 
 
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From: <Tomckayak_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Let Me Tell a Story
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 01:50:00 EST
In a message dated 1/20/00 7:35:58 PM Pacific Standard Time, 
Strosaker_at_aol.com writes:

<<  Finishing the paddle was a glorious moment, despite 
 the misery I was in from the painful blisters on my hands and my sore 
muscles 
 and joints. >>


Let me tell a story. I took part in a 120 mile Sea Kayak race in Southeast 
Alaska. One entry used a plastic sea kayak. He finessed last, a half a day 
after the last male paddler. As he exited the boat he swore he would never 
step foot in a plastic kayak again.
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From: BaysideBob <vaughan_at_jps.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Let Me Tell a Story
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2000 23:03:59 -0800
At different times I've been on both ends of Duane's story.

90% may be a tad low.

Get something that floats and go !!!!

You have the rest of your life to get the fancy stuff.

Bob

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Subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Let Me Tell a Story


>
> It all goes to show that 90% of performance is in the kayaker, not the
kayak.
>
> So take that plastic kayak of yours, be proud of it, and kick some ass!
>
> Duane Strosaker
>  <A HREF="http://members.aol.com/pirateseakayaker/index.html">Pirate Sea
> Kayaker</A>



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From: <MadPoodle_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Let Me Tell a Story
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 06:09:14 EST
In a message dated 1/21/00 1:52:58 AM, Tomckayak_at_aol.com writes:

>As he exited the boat he swore he would never 
>step foot in a plastic kayak again.

And your point here is??

Scott

Lost in the subtropics
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From: <Tomckayak_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Let Me Tell a Story
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 09:01:48 EST
In a message dated 1/21/00 3:10:29 AM Pacific Standard Time, 
MadPoodle_at_aol.com writes:

<< 
 >As he exited the boat he swore he would never 
 >step foot in a plastic kayak again.
 
 And your point here is??
  >>

Point? You want a point? 
  Its all about I have the right boat and you don't. ( I smile when I say 
this but with a sarcastic and condensing look)
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From: <Outfit3029_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Let Me Tell a Story
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 09:35:58 EST
In a message dated 1/21/00 2:12:27 PM !!!First Boot!!!, Tomckayak_at_aol.com 
writes:

<< In a message dated 1/21/00 3:10:29 AM Pacific Standard Time, 
 MadPoodle_at_aol.com writes:
 
 << 
  >As he exited the boat he swore he would never 
  >step foot in a plastic kayak again.
  
  And your point here is??
   >>
 
 Point?  You want a point? 
   Its all about I have the right boat and you don't. ( I smile when I say 
 this but with a sarcastic and condensing look) >>

MadPoodle, It would appear as though posturing is taking placing between the 
two Californians.  Does a laid back Florida dude really want to get between 
two Californians?
The Southern variety can be quite vicious.
 Paddle on my Florida brother and leave them in your "No Wake Zone."

 "If you believe anything that I say, then believe me when I say, believe 
nothing that I say."
   Me as far as I know.

 Bruce McC
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From: <Strosaker_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Let Me Tell a Story
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 09:56:57 EST
Tom,

That guy who was last in that 120 mile race was probably blaming his boat for 
his own deficiencies.  I don't care if you have the fastest boat in the 
world, you aren't going to win any races in it unless you are a good paddler. 
 A good paddler in a bad boat will out perform a bad paddler in a good boat 
any day.  The most important performance feature is the not the kayak but 
rather the kayaker.  A good boat only helps.

Duane Strosaker
 <A HREF="http://members.aol.com/pirateseakayaker/index.html">Pirate Sea 
Kayaker</A> 
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From: <HenryHast_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Let Me Tell a Story
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 10:02:54 EST
In a message dated 1/21/00 9:09:29 AM Eastern Standard Time, 
Tomckayak_at_aol.com writes:

<< In a message dated 1/21/00 3:10:29 AM Pacific Standard Time, 
 MadPoodle_at_aol.com writes:
 
 << 
  >As he exited the boat he swore he would never 
  >step foot in a plastic kayak again.
  
  And your point here is??
   >>
 
 Point? You want a point? 
   Its all about I have the right boat and you don't. ( I smile when I say 
 this but with a sarcastic and condensing look)
  >>
Isn't it a shame that when one wants to be sarcastic and condescending about 
plastic boats, that one ends up with milk on one's face! :)
Hank
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From: <Outfit3029_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Let Me Tell a Story
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 11:14:50 EST
In a message dated 1/21/00 3:45:42 PM !!!First Boot!!!, dkruger_at_pacifier.com 
writes:

<< For better or worse, Tomckayak is a Northwesterner -- out of Edmonds (near
 Seattle), I believe.  As a former Southern Californian, I guess I should
 resemble <sic; giggle> your remark, but I had the mandatory frontal lobotomy 
as
 I crossed the CA/OR border into this nasty, rainy place -- which, I might 
add,
 is infesteed with homicidal loggers and terminal gerontologis >>

Mr. Dave,
 Apologies and condolences.

It was real cold this morning and getting colder.  My wife said that it may 
drop into the twenties this evening.  As a "Floridian" for twenty-five of my 
forty-three years, I suffer cerebral flatulence when the red on the 
thermometer turns blue.  We had hoped that my recent eyeserectumy would help. 
 We are still optimistic.

For those of you that are unfamiliar with the procedure, during an 
eyeserectumy the surgeon severs the nerve that runs from your eyeball to your 
butthole so that you don't have such a crappy outlook on life.

Paddling, for therapy,
 Bruce McC
 WEO
 www.wholeearthoutfitters.com
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From: <gpwecho_at_juno.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Let Me Tell a Story
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 10:11:11 -0600
>In a message dated 1/21/00 1:52:58 AM, Tomckayak_at_aol.com writes:
>
>>As he exited the boat he swore he would never 
>>step foot in a plastic kayak again.
>
>

Hmmmm.....  every time Eye step foot into my old friend SeaLion I am
really smoothed out to be on the water again.  I don't paddle big swells,
big wind, or big surf.  I might make 20 miles on a good day, and still
have time for breakfast, a mid-day nap, and get a supper fire going
before sundown .  I don't carry flares, or electronic beacons of any
kind, but I always carry a Dutch Oven with a few fixin's.  I do carry a
weather radio, but it seems not as accurate as my own weather sense.  I
don't race, so if I'm going too slow for ya just paddle on around. 
Better yet, let's put to ground, make a pot of coffee, and visit awhile. 
My deck isn't cluttered with anything but some light tackle fishing gear
now and then.   I don't battle the elements I bathe in them ...water,
wind, rain, sunshine, and firmament ....oh, yeah and a hammock !
...adieu  ...Peyton  (Louisiana)  


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From: Steve Jernigan <jernigan_at_chester.uccs.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Let Me Tell a Story
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 09:52:37 -0700
At 10:11 AM 01/21/2000 -0600, gpwecho_at_juno.com wrote:

(snipperoonie)   

>I don't battle the elements I bathe in them ...water,
>wind, rain, sunshine, and firmament ....oh, yeah and a hammock !
>...adieu  ...Peyton  (Louisiana)  

Amen Brother Peyton!
When the goin' gets tough, the tough may get goin', but the wise sit home
in front of the fire and sip whisky ;-)
ByeBye! S.

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From: <Gypsykayak_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Let Me Tell a Story
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 12:10:59 EST
In a message dated 01/21/2000 11:39:42 AM Eastern Standard Time, 
gpwecho_at_juno.com writes:

<< Hmmmm.....  every time Eye step foot into my old friend SeaLion I am
 really smoothed out to be on the water again.  I don't paddle big swells,
 big wind, or big surf.  I might make 20 miles on a good day, and still
 have time for breakfast, a mid-day nap, and get a supper fire going
 before sundown . ..  so if I'm going too slow for ya just paddle on around. 
 Better yet, let's put to ground, make a pot of coffee, and visit awhile. 
...  I don't battle the elements I bathe in them ...water,  wind, rain, 
sunshine, and firmament ....oh, yeah and a hammock ! ...adieu  ...Peyton  
(Louisiana)   >>


Aaaaah, my kind of paddling companion   :)


Sandy Kramer, who has a glass boat, but prefers putzing around on her plastic 
SOT in Miami where it's a real chilly 55-60 degrees or thereabouts  (of 
course it's much warmer when I stand in the sun.)
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From: Jerry Hawkins <jhawkins_at_cisco.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Don't worry what others think
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 15:39:37 -0800
Jim,

Two cents I wanted to throw in:
1.  Your first kayak (or bike or whatever) should not be a work of art.  It should be a practical thing to learn with.  The plastic Atlantis was designed as a beginner/intermediate boat so you didn't choose badly.  Choice of boats is a really personal thing.  Though I own a 40 pound wood kayak, I have enjoyed paddling a plastic Carolina and, 
2. There is a time and a place for a heavy and durable boat.  With a plastic boat you will not grimace every time you run over a submerged thorn or twig, as I do in my wood and fiberglass canoe.  You can run up on beaches with less worry than most boaters.   And a 65 pound boat can be preferable to a 30 pound boat when the sea gets nasty.  Actually when you'll regret not spending a couple thousand is when you have to put the thing on top of a van or 4WD truck.  But if you always paddle with friends that becomes much less of an issue.

jerry.

At 10:34 PM 01/20/2000 -0500, Strosaker_at_aol.com wrote:
>Jim,
>
>You seem a little ashamed of your kayak being plastic.
>
>Let me tell you a story.
>
>I went on a coastal paddle with about 7 other kayakers this one time.  Along 
>the 9 NM paddle up the coast, we had a strong tail wind.  As we ate lunch on 
>the beach, the wind got a hell of a lot worse.  Then we all launched to head 
>back down the coast against the wind.  After about a 1/2 mile, everyone but 
>me decided to turn around and take a taxi back to the cars.
>
>For three hours I slugged it out alone in a strong head wind with large waves 
>breaking over my deck.  Finishing the paddle was a glorious moment, despite 
>the misery I was in from the painful blisters on my hands and my sore muscles 
>and joints.
>
>I was the only one in that group with a plastic kayak.  Everyone else had 
>fiberglass, and there were even a few carbon fiber paddles in the group.  I 
>was using a cheap and heavy Aqua-Bound paddle.  One guy even had a new 
>Current Designs Extreme kayak and a carbon fiber paddle. 
>
>It all goes to show that 90% of performance is in the kayaker, not the kayak.
>
>So take that plastic kayak of yours, be proud of it, and kick some ass!
>
>Duane Strosaker
> <A HREF="http://members.aol.com/pirateseakayaker/index.html">Pirate Sea 
>Kayaker</A> 
> 
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From: <volinjo_at_juno.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Let Me Tell a Story
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 21:44:24 -0500
I really like this quote - where did you get it from???

Joan

> 
>  "If you believe anything that I say, then believe me when I say, 
> believe 
> nothing that I say."
>    Me as far as I know.
> 
>  Bruce McC
>  WEO
>  www.wholeearthoutfitters.com
>  
>
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From: <MadPoodle_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] New Boat-Let Me Tell a Story
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 22:15:53 EST
In a message dated 1/21/00 9:01:48 AM, Tom ckayak spouts:

>Point? You want a point? 
>  Its all about I have the right boat and you don't. 

    Yo, Duuuuude, ya really need to cut out that whole Seattle mega-doses of 
caffeine thing there ehh brahh? Its really starting to affect ya....

>( I smile when I say
>this but with a sarcastic and condensing look)

    Condensing?  Hmm, that explains it, I was really wondering where the drip 
(s) came from...

Scott

Putting on the wetsuit, launching the tupperware, and heading out for a 
paddle. Gotta see what the heck y'all are talking bout with that cold 
paddling stuff.... Hmm, wonder if they sell pogies down here?
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