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From: Sailboat Restorations, Inc. <sailboatrestorations_at_worldnet.att.net>
subject: [Paddlewise] Licensing [was Crab Pots Rescued]
Date: Sat, 22 Jul 2000 18:12:02 -0400
I've been thinking of raising this question, and Melissa's post sort of
prompted me.  I suspect it will be another "controversial" one, but I think
it is one that really has to be addressed -- and this is as good a group as
there is, anywhere, to address it, IMO.

The issue is: licensing.  For many years, I have vehemently opposed the
occasional suggestion that users of water craft be required to pass certain
tests and obtain a (revocable) license.  Lately, I am reconsidering my
position.  I see so many idiots out on the water. . . I get tired of it, as
I suppose many of us do.  More importantly, the consequences of the
thoughtless, uninformed, uncaring use of the waterways by people who don't
know what they are doing or don't care will probably result in things far
worse than licensing -- like more limited access, increased prohibitions on
water craft in certain areas, etc.  So, I ask you, fine Paddlewisers, why
not require licensing?  Why not say that anyone who operates a craft of any
sort on any waterway in the US must first obtain a license showing that they
have certain knowledge and skills?  There could be different levels of
licensing, just as there are with motor vehicles (eg, motorcycles, trucks,
cars etc).  Certain rules would apply to the use of water craft, and
violations of those rules could result in revocation of the license to
operate.  There could be exceptions that would allow non-licensed people to
operate certain types of craft if they are with licensed operators (this
would take care of the guided tour companies, etc., and could allow for new
users to be introduced to the sport).

I wonder if the best thing isn't for some responsible, knowledgeable people
who do use water craft to start working on proposed legislation now, before
less informed, less well-intentioned people do it.  Mind you, I'm not
*proposing* this per se -- I'm thinking out loud about a subject that has
troubled me for some time.  I'm not sure what I think about it.  What do you
think?

Mark (donning flame suit)


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From: Wes Boyd <boydwe_at_dmci.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Licensing [was Crab Pots Rescued]
Date: Sat, 22 Jul 2000 17:02:04
At 06:12 PM 7/22/00 -0400, Sailboat Restorations, Inc. wrote:
>(Lotsa snippola)
>
>I wonder if the best thing isn't for some responsible, knowledgeable people
>who do use water craft to start working on proposed legislation now, before
>less informed, less well-intentioned people do it.  Mind you, I'm not
>*proposing* this per se -- I'm thinking out loud about a subject that has
>troubled me for some time.  I'm not sure what I think about it.  What do you
>think?

I hate, dread, and detest the thought. The idea is to get out a little bit
beyond the need for lisences, permits and the like and to enjoy a little
bit of elbow room. The idea is to resent a world in which the do-gooders
keep you from doing anything that's remotely fun because they think it
might be dangerous for you.

At least, that's the dream. Get out on any multiple use body of water, and
liscensing starts to make a little sense. We do, for instance, in Michigan
require kids to be 14, and have gone through a training course, to run a
jetski -- yet when I go out on a jetski lake, I can look at perhaps one of
ten jetskiiers, and say, "Kid, there's no way you're old enough to run that
thing."
Enforcement isn't doing the job.

But while many boaters, of every persuasion, are reasonably competent and
safe, there are many that are not. This spring, I went through a USCG
Auxiliary safe boating course. I didn't learn much that I didn't already
know -- mostly, some bits and pieces about marine radio -- but wanted to
make sure that I wasn't missing something important. The problem is that
you'll never get the bozo troublemakers into that kind of minimal training
without some sort of legal requirement, and that may well not be enough.

In this state, for example, it's required that you go through a hunter
safety class to be able to get a hunting liscense -- unless you were old
enough to have a hunting liscense before the law went into effect. Slowly,
there are getting to be more and more people out there that have minimal
hunter safety training, for whatever good it does them. And, hunting safety
related accidents are showing a little decline.

While there are some positive sides to boater liscensing, there are some
negatives. Would the gain from the positive be worth the increase in
regulation in an already over-regulated world?

Tough question. At the moment, I vote no -- but then I wonder . . .

-- Wes

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From: D Lee <snorkler_at_juno.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Licensing [was Crab Pots Rescued]
Date: Sun, 23 Jul 2000 09:05:54 -0700
Licensing is an oppressive government action, requiring the services of a
police state to enforce it.  I advocate a free-market solution ;-), a
partnership between government and industry, the consensus irritation
terminator (CIT).

When a jetskier makes an idiot out of himself (strange how it's so seldom
"herself"), he does it to impress others, and for the sheer hedonistic
thrill, others be damned.  The CIT lets the rest of us vote on the idiot.
 It starts with you, the kayaker, pressing your CIT after you negotiate
the 3' wave the jetskier sends your way.  Your CIT sends out a brief
radio call on the polling frequency, alerting other paddlers,
beachcombers, fishermen, and homeowners who desire solitude.  If they
agree with you that the jetskier is an idiot, they add their votes to
yours, and when critical mass is achieved, a shut-off valve (let's call
it OBD-4, after the On Board Diagnostics mandated in our cars) is
activated, and the jetskier is DIW (dead in the water) for an hour.  The
jetskier gets his wish - he's impressed all of us, and we get ours,
silence for an hour.  If he happens to drift into the rocks, destroying
his jetski, he experiences heightened hedonism, and he earned his reward.

The jetski and boat manufacturers would voluntarily install OBD-4 devices
onboard their watercraft when threatened with oppressive OBD-5
legislation.  OBD-4 computerized devices could be programmed to
permanently destroy the engine if an offender garnered enough negative
votes in a day, such as a second offense within 3 hours.  OBD-4 would
send signals to allow law enforcement to track repeat offenders, too.

CIT has significant social benefits.  Neighbors could vote CIT to silence
the rock band (via OBD-4 on their amplifiers and drum tensioners) that
won't shut up at 10:00 p.m.   They could cripple the Harley Davidson
rider who rockets up the street at 5:30 a.m.  Someone lights up a
cigarette in a non-smoking area.  Press your CITs, and restaurant
management is alerted to call in Steve the Ape.  CIT allows the offended
to get their vote, anonymously, with soul-satisfying immediate effects.

Got an offending kayaker who peers into your sex life on your sailboat? 
Get a few others in your yacht club to join you in pressing their CITs
and the OBD-4 in his paddle breaks it at its joining point.  Are
birdwatchers bothering you because your feeder attracts the nation's only
breeding colony of Black-whiskered Bulbuls?  Get your wife and kids to
also press their CITs and the OBD-4 in the birdwatchers' binoculars
leaves them focusing on infinity.  

Is your wife a nag?  If your inlaws agree via CIT, the OBD-5 in her
braces leaves her unable to speak for a blessed hour of relief.  Cheating
on your wife?  If your girlfriends agree via CIT, you get a Bobbetectomy
from their OBD-4 chastity belts when you least expect it.

Bubba Harvey (who won't reveal his middle name, but it might be Jed, or
Jeff)


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From: <JSpinner_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Licensing [was Crab Pots Rescued]
Date: Sun, 23 Jul 2000 22:59:13 EDT
In a message dated 7/23/00 1:27:22 PM, snorkler_at_juno.com writes:

<<  The CIT lets the rest of us vote on the idiot. >>

Sounds like an old Star Trek episode.

    I have to admit it is a temptation for most people to just make yet 
another NEW law to limit a danger/nuisance. It clearly doesn't work in a free 
society. It didn't work in my family as we grew up. Dad would make a new rule 
every time something happened. I'm glad he mostly forgot them a few days 
later.
    You can't legislate common sence. We ALL know that. We can mandate that 
people honor the space and safety of others but if there is not enough 
enforcement, who cares about yet another new rule? Deaf drivers still drive 
down the road or park in from of you house with the music at 100 dbl! They 
still run red lights unless the camera at that intersection if REAL obvious. 
    I'll bet the jet skier who zipped around me at a very good clip, thank 
you very much, thought he was being nice in not getting any closer. Slowing 
down so that his spray didn't drench me wasn't even an option in his mind. 
That was just this afternoon! That was after I went to the aid of a PWC that 
was DIW. I paddled over and the fellow, 55+, says he had too much water in 
the bilge for him to mount the thing. I started to go get a tow rope but 
managed to flag a passing motor boat that took him back to the other side of 
the cove. The driver of the boat wasn't thrilled but couldn't figure out how 
to get out of it.
    Point is that we will help each other, even when we don't want to. We 
have different perceptions of what is the best or safest course of action. I 
kind of like some boat wake to play on. So, for all boats to drop down so 
there is no wake isn't what I'd choose all the time. I don't think the Jet 
Skis have a very good wake. This butthead today was maybe 15 feet from me in 
one of their hairpin turns. I got soaked with spray but the wake was nominal. 
I hardly rocked. If I had any intentions of staying dry I would have been 
even more pissed. I just had to wipe my eyes because I started out soaked 
from rolling. I was less upset than the couple in front of me would have been 
if he's gotten them. They had no spray skirts and were wearing glasses with 
no holders.
    Do I think education is essential to the safety of people using things 
that can hurt them or others? I spent yesterday helping out in an informal 
class for new paddlers just because I was asked to help out. The 6 people we 
worked with learned a lot. I SAW the results of the time we spent. It was 
great fun for me. I like teaching and I like learning even more. Everyone 
isn't like that. I have some politically incorrect ideas of how I'd deal with 
non-learners but until I have a James Bond car I'll just have to use the web 
to vent to the choir.
    Like others, I see more legalistic paperwork only as a restriction for 
those who already obey the existing regulations. Who is going to pay 
for/provide instructors for prospective paddlers in the middle of nowhere? A 
license is more like official sanction for being stupid to those so inclined. 
I see nothing good out of more restrictions.

Joan Spinner
   * * *
Trying to paddle on the Chesapeake Bay 
watershed-a red, CD Breeze and 
a yellow/white CD Gulfstream

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From: Fred Meade <chesapeake18_at_hotmail.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Licensing [was Crab Pots Rescued]
Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2000 14:33:56 PDT
>Subject: [Paddlewise] Licensing [was Crab Pots Rescued]
>Date: Sat, 22 Jul 2000 18:12:02 -0400
>
Interesting question.  I'm not sure how I feel about it either.  I would 
never consider riding my motorcycle or bicycle without a helmet, but I 
resent the nanny government telling me that I have to.  Not sure this is a 
direct analogy, but you get the idea.  I am bothered by folks that have no 
undrstanding of the "Rules of the Road."  Or simple courtesy, for that 
matter.  While in the Navy, I was required to demonstrate that I understood 
the "Rules...", and that I could safely operate the sailboat before I was 
allowed to rent it.  I did not consider this to be a big intrusion.  On the 
other hand...
Now, if I could only figure out how to launch a Harpoon anti-ship missle 
from my kayak without getting fried, that would go a long way towards 
discouraging dangerous and uncivilized behavior along the waterfront.  
(tongue firmly planted in my cheek)

Fred
>
>The issue is: licensing.  For many years, I have vehemently opposed the
>occasional suggestion that users of water craft be required to pass certain
>tests and obtain a (revocable) license...Big snip.......So, I ask you, fine 
>Paddlewisers, why
>not require licensing?

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From: Steve Cramer <cramer_at_coe.uga.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Licensing [was Crab Pots Rescued]
Date: Sat, 29 Jul 2000 08:53:33 -0400 (EDT)
On Fri, 28 Jul 2000, Fred Meade wrote:

> Now, if I could only figure out how to launch a Harpoon anti-ship missle 
> from my kayak without getting fried, that would go a long way towards 
> discouraging dangerous and uncivilized behavior along the waterfront.  
> (tongue firmly planted in my cheek)

These guys seem to have figured it out. 
http://www.west.net/~lpm/hobie/archives/v1-i2/humor.shtml

OBDisclaimer: No, I don't really suggest you do this.

Steve Cramer                     


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