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From: <bigmac1_at_enter.net>
subject: [Paddlewise] Local motorboater killed by jet ski
Date: Tue, 19 Jul 2005 22:27:23 -0400
It happened again.  A teenager on a jet ski looked over her shoulder at her 
fellower jet skier and plowed into a motorboat with a grandfather and three 
grandsons. The grandfather died and the girl on the jet ski is in intensive 
care.

The one thing that really scares me about being in a kayak is a kid on a jet 
ski. I try to avoid them at all costs, and don't expect to find them in 
Maine next week, but they can be a real menace.

I carry lots of safety gear and try to gain as much knowlege as possible 
when I paddle and wondered what I could do to protect myself and my fellow 
paddler from a careless jetskier. I've paddle in Maine a fair amount and I'm 
always on the lookout for for lobster boats, which are quick and rarely 
travel in a straight line. I always give them a wide berth when they are 
working their pots.

I always have a small airhorn in my PFD pocket, but am considering mounting 
it directly on my boat for easier access in an emergency situation. Has 
anyone done any like this or do you have other ideas. I have a red boat, red 
and yellow PFD's and reflective tape on my paddles.

We just spent three days camping on an island in Lake George in NY and only 
saw one jet skier at least a mile away. Very nice. An old timer told me that 
jet skis have been reduced by 80 percent since they enacted tough rules 
regarding training and where they can be used.

John MacKechnie
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From: Jim Farrelly <JFarrelly5_at_comcast.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Local motorboater killed by jet ski
Date: Tue, 19 Jul 2005 23:18:16 -0400
bigmac1_at_enter.net wrote:
The one thing that really scares me about being in a kayak is a kid on a 
jet ski. I try to avoid them at all costs, and don't expect to find them 
in Maine next week, but they can be a real menace.

> John MacKechnie


  Only once did I feel a bit threatened by jet skis.  I was out with my 
then 6 year old son on a large lake in an open cockpit rec boat. Three 
jet skis circled us twice in a tight pattern.  A mom, dad, and teenage 
son. I think they were curious about us more than anything and werent 
being malicious. The wakes reflecting off each other ejected my son 
right out of the boat! As always he had a PFD on.  They spun away and I 
collected my kid.  He actually enjoyed it.  Good thing kids bounce.

Jim et al
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From: alex <al.m_at_3web.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Local motorboater killed by jet ski
Date: Wed, 20 Jul 2005 09:54:11 -0700
> I always have a small airhorn in my PFD pocket, but am considering
mounting
> it directly on my boat for easier access in an emergency situation. Has
> anyone done any like this or do you have other ideas. I have a red boat,
red
> and yellow PFD's and reflective tape on my paddles.

I'm carrying a whistle on a short bungey tied PFD shoulder, so it's always
accessible. It seems to be quite loud, - don't know whether the
psychological effect on a jet-skier would be the same as with a horn.
Mentality of teenagers is already beyond my comprehension :-) ...
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From: Darryl <Darryl.Johnson_at_sympatico.ca>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Local motorboater killed by jet ski
Date: Wed, 20 Jul 2005 13:33:12 -0400
> > I always have a small airhorn in my PFD pocket, but am considering
> mounting
> > it directly on my boat for easier access in an emergency situation.
> > Has anyone done any like this or do you have other ideas. I have a
> > red boat,
> red
> > and yellow PFD's and reflective tape on my paddles.
> 
> I'm carrying a whistle on a short bungey tied PFD shoulder, so it's
> always accessible. It seems to be quite loud, - don't know whether the
> psychological effect on a jet-skier would be the same as with a horn.
> Mentality of teenagers is already beyond my comprehension :-) ...

I've tried a number of whistles: many of them _seemed_ loud at the 
time, but out on the water with wind, waves, paddle splashes, they 
suddenly don't seem as effective. My loudest whistle is two fingers 
in mouth (but not 100% reliable if I'm in a hurry).

To return to the original situation -- a jetski driver turning away 
from watching where they are going -- I really don't know if even an 
airhorn is going to make much difference. First, there's the engine 
noise that the jetski driver will be hearing, and second there's the 
whole "paying attention" thing. If you're close enough to get their 
attention ("Hey, that noise might be something important!"), it'll 
probably be too late for the driver to turn around, find you, and 
take corrective action.

I hate jetskis, myself. Mostly they seem to be driven by people who 
have zero sense that anyone else might be out on the water and 
wanting to do something other than making big waves and lots of 
noise. They dart about like crazy and one can never be sure of where 
they're going, in order to take evasive action.

I'm looking for some help developing a deck gun that will be a mini-
EMP for small engines, so I can leave them sitting dead in the water 
as I paddle by. I'm going to make a killing (rhetorically speaking) 
when I get this baby perfected!

-- 
  Darryl
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From: Susan Williams <ladyjustice_at_erols.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Local motorboater killed by jet ski
Date: Wed, 20 Jul 2005 20:45:51 -0400
A friend of mine says she wants to fill a paint gun with tacks. Sounds like
we have a good market out there if we can come up with an effective
anti-jetski product.  I'm in favor of flame-throwers myself, except that I'd
have to paddle around the debris, so maybe some form of vaporizer would be
better.  :)

Susan

----- Original Message ----- 

> I'm looking for some help developing a deck gun that will be a mini-
> EMP for small engines, so I can leave them sitting dead in the water
> as I paddle by. I'm going to make a killing (rhetorically speaking)
> when I get this baby perfected!
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From: Jackie Myers <jackie_at_muddypuppies.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Local motorboater killed by jet ski
Date: Wed, 20 Jul 2005 18:17:02 -0700
Anyone ever played paintball from their kayak?.... :-)

Jackie


Darryl wrote:

>I'm looking for some help developing a deck gun that will be a mini-
>EMP for small engines, so I can leave them sitting dead in the water 
>as I paddle by. I'm going to make a killing (rhetorically speaking) 
>when I get this baby perfected!
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From: Bradford R. Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Local motorboater killed by jet ski
Date: Thu, 21 Jul 2005 15:11:33 -0700
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Having been harassed by a jet-ski myself, I'd vote for surface-to-surface
missile battery. Does the U.S.Navy have any surplus?
Brad Crain

Quoting Jackie Myers <jackie_at_muddypuppies.com>:

> Anyone ever played paintball from their kayak?.... :-)
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From: <HTERVORT_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Local motorboater killed by jet ski
Date: Wed, 20 Jul 2005 18:47:50 EDT
In a message dated 7/19/2005 7:28:14 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time,  
bigmac1_at_enter.net writes:

I always  have a small airhorn in my PFD pocket, but am considering mounting 
it  directly on my boat for easier access in an emergency situation. Has  
anyone done any like this or do you have other  ideas.


Some people make a habit of carrying a disposable waterproof camera with  
them all the time.  Good for recording the good things out there, but also  a 
good deterrent -- provided the miscreant sees you aim the camera his way  and 
realizes the photo could be used to prosecute him/her for reckless  endangerment 
or unsafe operation or whatever.
 
Also carry a VHF or cell phone and notify the local enforcement agency  about 
unsafe operation.  They usually take it very seriously and will  investigate. 
 You may need to stick around and lodge a complaint for  any legal action to 
be taken against them. 
 
Stay safe,
Harold
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From: MICHAEL SILVIUS <M.Silvius_at_worldnet.att.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Local motorboater killed by jet ski
Date: Tue, 19 Jul 2005 23:28:09 -0400
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Well you are not safe here in Maine either. Last summer there was an event
that did not make a lot of news but the sad story was athat an other one of
these idiots managed to vault himself and his jetski in to a sail boat on
Casco Bay and amputated the leg of the owner who was on deck stowing a sail.
I say cary a flare gun and aim for his head if they get any were near you.
michael


From: <bigmac1_at_enter.net>
> It happened again.  A teenager on a jet ski looked over her shoulder at her
> fellower jet skier and plowed into a motorboat with a grandfather and three
> grandsons. The grandfather died and the girl on the jet ski is in intensive care.
>
> The one thing that really scares me about being in a kayak is a kid on a jet
> ski. I try to avoid them at all costs, and don't expect to find them in
> Maine next week, but they can be a real menace.
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From: Jackie Myers <jackie_at_muddypuppies.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Local motorboater killed by jet ski
Date: Thu, 21 Jul 2005 16:08:21 -0700
Susan Williams wrote:

>Sounds like
>we have a good market out there if we can come up with an effective
>anti-jetski product.  I'm in favor of flame-throwers myself, except that I'd
>have to paddle around the debris, so maybe some form of vaporizer would be
>better.  :)
>  
>

This looks promising....

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050720/sc_nm/riots_dc_1 
<http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050720/sc_nm/riots_dc_1>

"The Active Denial System weapon, classified as "less lethal" by the 
Pentagon,

fires a 95-gigahertz microwave beam at rioters to cause heating and 
intolerable pain in less than five seconds."

Sounds like wiping out in the surf and falling right into a bunch of 
portuguese man-of-war. (yep, been there... had a shirt on over my 
swimtop they ended up under)

http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/expltx/eft/gulf/cspecies/manofwar.htm

On second thought, maybe you could just load up a water bazooka with 
these and take aim.....

jackie
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From: Mark Arnold <mjamja_at_earthlink.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Local motorboater killed by jet ski
Date: Thu, 21 Jul 2005 15:43:38 -0500
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As President of PETAJ - (People for the Ethical Treatment of Adrenaline Junkies) I am appalled by the recent suggestions on dealing with Jet Skiers.  

If you have not read our position paper on dealing with Jet Skiers may I direct you to

http://home.earthlink.net/~mjamja/id15.html

Mark J. Arnold
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From: Mitchell McKinnon <mckinnon_at_iinet.com>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Local motorboater killed by jet ski
Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 10:43:41 -0700
I used to carry a small air horn.  But the problems I encountered were:
*After a very short blast, the valve would ice up (especially if wet),
rendering the horn useless
*To be at the ready, I'd thread the horn valve onto the canister.  But
over a few weeks, the canister would leak, so if I ever needed the horn,
I usually found it empty (which could be replaced, but it took time to
do so).
*much to my surprise, the effective range of the horn, if it worked, was
quite low, *particularly* upwind. 

I once used it to try to attract the attention of a paddling group (for
the benefit of one of their members who had "crash landed" in my camp),
at a range of some 70 yards with a 15-20 kn head wind, and they couldn't
hear a thing. I would imagine someone riding a jet ski or wave runner
would be unable to hear a horn, unless you were frightfully close
together.

Don't forget the "duck and cover" maneuver - i.e. capsize.  That of
course requires you have warning, and the presence of mind to think to
hit the drink in self defense. And it might not be a lot of fun for
small passengers  8^(

You might try firing a flare across their bow! (yes, I'm kidding).

Mitch McKinnon

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