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From: Tord Eriksson <tord_at_tord.nu>
subject: [Paddlewise] Anyone used anything like this?
Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:36:29 +0200
Found this at USK's site: Travel John.

A peeing bag for ladies gentlemen and children

Long URL:

http://www.useakayak.org/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=US&Product_Code=KN-100&Category_Code=KN

Are these items of any use?

Tord
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From: James <jimtibensky_at_fastmail.fm>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Anyone used anything like this?
Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:51:25 -0500
Tord Eriksson said: A peeing bag for ladies gentlemen and children

Are these items of any use?




For many, many years I have used an old Nalgene bottle as a pee bottle. 
Great to have in the boat on long trip and really good in the winter,
where the bottle, after use, helps warm the cockpit, especially the
feet.

And indispensible in a tent in the winter or when mosquitos are bad.

I have upgraded to a Nalgene Canteen, a bag much like the ones you
linked to, because it takes up less space when empty and holds more for
long winter nights in the tent.

Jim Tibensky
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From: Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Anyone used anything like this?
Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:14:58 -0700
On 10/12/07, Tord Eriksson <tord_at_tord.nu> wrote:
>
> Found this at USK's site: Travel John.
>
> A peeing bag for ladies gentlemen and children


<snip>

Are these items of any use?


Sailplane (glider) pilots never know just how long their flights will be
(especially in the western deserts of North America) and there have been
numerous creative methods to relieve one's self without landing.

The danger (well, from peeing, at least) is that the bag will burst leaving
one's cockpit um... not so comfy. The motion in a glider can be far more
violent than the motion of a kayak except for the occasional Doug Lloydian
escapade. Modern gliders are designed to withstand the same forces as jet
fighters.

I used ziplock bags filled with strips of the absorbent used in diapers. You
can just cut the entire diaper into strips and line the baggy. The bags I
used had a "zipper" to make it more secure. I think I still have a few of
them stashed in my glider bag, actually.

Some pilots buy "external catheters" which look something like a condom with
a hole in the end to accept a tube. They would then route this tube so that
any liquid will run out the landing gear door; assuming one remembers to
lower the landing gear first. This can be hard on landing gear as urine is
corrosive.

There is a method of securing a bag to one's ankles and then routing the
tube from the external catheter to that; the downside being that in a
glider, as in many kayaks, the ankles are not always "below" the waist and
the knees are almost always bent. And in many sailplanes the pilot's
position is reclining (to reduce drag). Unlike a kayak, the solution to
these problems in a glider is simple: dive! You can always tell when someone
flying a sailplane is taking a pee.

Go to www.wingsandwheels.com for more ideas on these sorts of devices.


Craig Jungers
Royal City, WA
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From: Darryl <Darryl.Johnson_at_sympatico.ca>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Anyone used anything like this?
Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:51:44 -0400
> On 10/12/07, Tord Eriksson <tord_at_tord.nu> wrote:
> >
> > Found this at USK's site: Travel John.
> >
> > A peeing bag for ladies gentlemen and children
> 
> 
> <snip>
> 
> Are these items of any use?
> 
> 
> Sailplane (glider) pilots never know just how long their flights will be
> (especially in the western deserts of North America) and there have been
> numerous creative methods to relieve one's self without landing.
> 
> The danger (well, from peeing, at least) is that the bag will burst leaving
> one's cockpit um... not so comfy. The motion in a glider can be far more
> violent than the motion of a kayak except for the occasional Doug Lloydian
> escapade. Modern gliders are designed to withstand the same forces as jet
> fighters.
> 
> I used ziplock bags filled with strips of the absorbent used in diapers. You
> can just cut the entire diaper into strips and line the baggy. The bags I
> used had a "zipper" to make it more secure. I think I still have a few of
> them stashed in my glider bag, actually.
> 
> Some pilots buy "external catheters" which look something like a condom with
> a hole in the end to accept a tube. They would then route this tube so that
> any liquid will run out the landing gear door; assuming one remembers to
> lower the landing gear first. This can be hard on landing gear as urine is
> corrosive.
> 
> There is a method of securing a bag to one's ankles and then routing the
> tube from the external catheter to that; the downside being that in a
> glider, as in many kayaks, the ankles are not always "below" the waist and
> the knees are almost always bent. And in many sailplanes the pilot's
> position is reclining (to reduce drag). Unlike a kayak, the solution to
> these problems in a glider is simple: dive! You can always tell when someone
> flying a sailplane is taking a pee.

And would the tubes be fitted with one-way valves so there wouldn't 
be unpleasant surprises in those moments when one's ankles were not 
lower than one's waist?

Inquiring minds and all that...

> 
> Go to www.wingsandwheels.com for more ideas on these sorts of devices.
> 
> 
> Craig Jungers
> Royal City, WA

-- 
  Darryl
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From: mark <ckayakr_at_dotzen.org>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Anyone used anything like this?
Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:35:16 -0600
Craig Jungers wrote:
> On 10/12/07, Tord Eriksson <tord_at_tord.nu> wrote:
>   
>> Found this at USK's site: Travel John.
>>
>> A peeing bag for ladies gentlemen and children
>>     
>
>
> <snip>
>
> Are these items of any use?
>
>
> Sailplane (glider) pilots never know just how long their flights will be
> (especially in the western deserts of North America) and there have been
> numerous creative methods to relieve one's self without landing.
>   
[sniparoni, the Internet Treat]

> I used ziplock bags filled with strips of the absorbent used in diapers. You
> can just cut the entire diaper into strips and line the baggy. The bags I
> used had a "zipper" to make it more secure. I think I still have a few of
> them stashed in my glider bag, actually.

In the Navy, many pilots used very heavy plastic zip lock-type bags [MAF 
Bags for you ex-Navy guys) with a sponge in it.

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From: James Farrelly <JFarrelly5_at_comcast.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Anyone used anything like this?
Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:40:23 -0400
Am I too old school with my Gatorade bottle?  A woman who is a good  
friend but a bit of a prude was in shock when I revealed to her why  
many of the men in our paddle club carry  old plastic wide mouth  
bottles in our kayaks. She asked with wide eyes if we had ever used  
them in her presence.

Jim et al
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From: Brad Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Anyone used anything like this?
Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:25:18 -0700
Craig Jungers of Royal City, Wa. wrote:

> There is a method of securing a bag to one's ankles and then routing the
> tube from the external catheter to that; the downside being that in a
> glider, as in many kayaks, the ankles are not always "below" the waist and
> the knees are almost always bent. And in many sailplanes the pilot's
> position is reclining (to reduce drag). Unlike a kayak, the solution to
> these problems in a glider is simple: dive! You can always tell when 
> someone
> flying a sailplane is taking a pee.
>
> Go to www.wingsandwheels.com for more ideas on these sorts of devices.

This of course raises the question: how many glider pilots have died while
diving and peeing? Are they usually found with their pants around their 
ankles?

Brad Crain 
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From: alex <al.m_at_3web.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Anyone used anything like this?
Date: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 19:11:31 -0700
> For many, many years I have used an old Nalgene bottle as a pee bottle.
> Great to have in the boat on long trip and really good in the winter,
> where the bottle, after use, helps warm the cockpit, especially the
> feet.

I'm trying to find a double-use for as many gear items as possible - as long
as it works.  In a fiberglas kayak it's a Polyethylene bailer (cut-off milk
jar), about 1 liter capacity, and in a foldable kayak - a foldable PVC
bucket, 8 liters (more than enough for this particular purpose). Both have a
wide opening, and both have convenient handle, so it can be emptied out and
rinsed in a sea water after the use , - I don't think this changes sea water
salt content. For women this may be less convenient, of course.
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From: <seakayakerjb_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Anyone used anything like this?
Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:50:42 -0400
As previously mentioned by Jim T., I've long been a fan of the pee bottle (I too have a nalgene that I used), until I came across these in my EMT work--the "convenience bag" (aka emesis bag).? They really do work!? I like the idea of adding the strip of "depends" in them too.

https://lifeassistshop.life-assist.com/catalogimages/FullSize/07_pa56.jpg
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From: Bradford R. Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Anyone used anything like this?
Date: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:33:18 -0700
Quoting seakayakerjb_at_aol.com:

> As previously mentioned by Jim T., I've long been a fan of the pee   
> bottle (I too have a nalgene that I used), until I came across these  
>  in my EMT work--the "convenience bag" (aka emesis bag).? They  
> really  do work!? I like the idea of adding the strip of "depends"  
> in them  too.
>
> https://lifeassistshop.life-assist.com/catalogimages/FullSize/07_pa56.jpg

   I've always been a big fan of simple, cheap, low tech if possible.
   My experience has been that plastic produce bags work just fine, as long
   as they have no punctures. Blow into them and see if they hold air.
   Wash out after use. And you don't have to be in dive mode to use them,
   so they should work for pilots too. Can't beat the price, and they
   store in your pocket.

   Brad C.
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From: Mike Jackson <mhj_at_smus.ca>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Anyone used anything like this?
Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:06:15 -0700
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I have not used that kind of bag system, but found that a "little 
John" was very handy for a couple of our longer paddles this summer 
down Vancouver Island's west coast. Looks like the "travel John" 
would be more compact to store and keep in a cockpit bag but suffers 
from "one use only" syndrome...

(see http://www.cabelas.com/spod-1/0014250.shtml for a "little john")

BTW, more info on the Travel John at http://www.traveljohn.com/index.html

At 01:36 AM 12/10/2007, Tord Eriksson wrote:
>Found this at USK's site: Travel John.
>
>A peeing bag for ladies gentlemen and children
>
>Long URL:
>
>http://www.useakayak.org/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=US&Product_Code=KN-100&Category_Code=KN
>
>Are these items of any use?
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From: alex <al.m_at_3web.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Anyone used anything like this?
Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:06:49 -0700
>    I've always been a big fan of simple, cheap, low tech if possible.
>    My experience has been that plastic produce bags work just fine, as
long
>    as they have no punctures. Blow into them and see if they hold air.
>    Wash out after use. And you don't have to be in dive mode to use them,
>    so they should work for pilots too. Can't beat the price, and they
>    store in your pocket.

But you can't store them in your pocket when they are full after use, can
you ;-) ?... Needs to be emptied out (then why not a nalgene bailer scoop,
both are re-usable). Another alternative would be tying this "thing"
carefully in knot, and storing at some place where it won't be punctured, -
too much trouble, IMO.
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