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From: Kellerin <kellerin_at_ionsys.com>
subject: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 11:16:45 -0400
Reading the description of "the trip that nobody wanted", the author, a
male, describes relieving himself in a bag. While canoeing we are never
too far from shore and so I am regularly able to pull over and find a
place to squat. But what do the female sea kayakers do when they are on
a trip and can't pull over? I remember flying around the north with bush
pilots who would either pee in a baggy and drop it out the window (I
know, I know, who wants to find burst baggies lying around in the
wilderness, or worse still, be hit by one!) or just pee in a jar. I was
so envious of them as I wiggled around in agony trying to figure out how
to copy them without 1) exposing myself to a stranger, or 2) peeing all
over myself or the plane. I would really like to know if any of the
women on this list have come up with a workable solution to this problem
since my husband is in the process of getting his pilots license and I
am envisioning having to relive those old, painful, memories.
Irene

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From: Anne Burton <aburton1_at_maine.rr.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 12:34:39 -400
At a sea kayak symposium, it was suggested that the bottom 
half (or less) of empty dishwashing detergent bottle - cut and 
shaped to fit your anatomy - could be used in circumstances 
where (a) you are not using a wet or dry suit, and (b) you are 
wearing loose-fitting clothing -- possibly sans underwear, too.  I 
have not yet had occasion to try this.

Another option is presented at:

http://www.freshette.com

consisting basically of a funnel and a length of tubing which I 
assume you can customize.  I have not yet had occasion to try 
this, either, but would like to know if it works reasonably well 
and isn't way more trouble than it's worth.  Has anyone tried 
this type of thing?


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From: <dmccarty_at_us.ibm.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 13:39:28 -0400
I use the "Little Buddy" which is sold by Sportsmans Guide, I think that is
their name.  I can get you a number if you like.  I'm sure sporting good stores
have them.

The "Buddy" is a red little bottle with a spout.  Works for me!  8-)  For women
they have a "shield" that is anatomically correct  and connects to the Buddy
bottle.

My wife refuses to contemplate such a contraption and since her kayak trips are
of short duration she can escape this problem.
I have used my little buddy on occasion and it sure is a relief!

There is a web site, written by a women, to teach women to pee standing up.  I
can just imagine the faces and expressions of
people reading that last line!  8-)

I was tricked into viewing this site when someone said it was a must read for
those men who where trying to get their SOs to go hiking, camping, etc.  If
someone does have a link to this site be forwarned that it is somewhat graphic.
I was expecting a text list of how to get your SO outdoors, things like "Cook
her gourmet food.", but instead found an interesting picture or two!  8-)  This
site might have other ideas but I don't have the web address....

Hope this helps....
Dan McCarty





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From: <Sandykayak_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 18:03:54 EDT
In a message dated 7/28/99 11:43:14 AM Eastern Daylight Time, 
kellerin_at_ionsys.com writes:

<< But what do the female sea kayakers do when they are on
 a trip and can't pull over?  >>

OK, I'll bite!  This is really called: When I Discovered Why Men Rule the 
World!

I first started using The Freshette Complete System ($19.99 from Campmor - 
1-800-CAMPMOR item #80969) for hiking trips.  The sheer power of being able 
to pee standing up is why I gave this story the above title.

Men don't have to squat and have their butts hanging out or, as women do, 
risk peeing onto your clothing as you try and aim in the approximate right 
direction.  There I stood, behind a tree thinking "HOT DAMN!"

The Freshette is a plastic pink/flesh colored semi-cup-shaped thing with a 
rubber retractable hose.  There's a picture in the catalog.  The company 
supplies these to women in the armed forces.

My first attempt at using it in a kayak went fine - this is Florida so I 
usually just wear a bathing suit under my PFD - however, I learned an 
important lesson.  Take the empty 20 oz. plastic coke bottle not the 10 oz.!  
Overflow, if you get the drift.

Speaking of drifting, my next experience was even more amusing.  I was 
paddling on Mud Lake with a couple of guys and found out that it was 
impossible to go ashore.  The mud was way too thick.  We, were however, able 
to tie up to a tree branch that was somehow sticking out in the middle of the 
lake.  And then I needed to pee.

Well, I'm casual, but I sure wasn't about to nonchalantly take out my 
Freshette and pee alongside these two gentlemen.  With much amusement they 
held on to my bow line and let me drift back a bit, all the while promising 
not to turn around.  
Mission accomplished!

The system does come with bags and you can get replacements.  I save plastic 
coke bottles and can usually manage to empty them discreetly.

Well, I hope you have all been educated and tickled at the same time!

Sandy Kramer
Miami
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From: <rdiaz_at_ix.netcom.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 20:58:15 -0700
Sandykayak_at_aol.com wrote:

> Speaking of drifting, my next experience was even more amusing.  I was
> paddling on Mud Lake with a couple of guys and found out that it was
> impossible to go ashore.  The mud was way too thick.  We, were however, able
> to tie up to a tree branch that was somehow sticking out in the middle of the
> lake.  And then I needed to pee.
> 
> Well, I'm casual, but I sure wasn't about to nonchalantly take out my
> Freshette and pee alongside these two gentlemen.  With much amusement they
> held on to my bow line and let me drift back a bit, all the while promising
> not to turn around.
> Mission accomplished!

Back nearly 10 years ago, I participated in a local club trip
circumnavigating Manhattan.  I was in my brand new Klepper single. I
really wanted to use it for the trip rather than go with my wife in our
double as we had done previously.

So Donna teamed up with a then-friend in his double Klepper, she in the
front seat, he in the back one.  Well, conditions got very hot, we all
were drinking liquids like mad but we couldn't land for pitstops (hard
to do anyway on that trip).  Finally Donna just had to go bad and
grabbed a bailing bucket and went.  She couldn't really be seen as the
Klepper had its spraydeck attached albeit not the individual
sprayskirts. 

Some months later that friend got what I thought was arbitrarily pissed
off with me (pardon the pun).  The result was a major political falling
out that led to a pretty devastating split in the local sea kayaking
community that lingers still and really hurts the unified front we
should be fostering for getting launch sites, etc.  I always tell people
that the reason for the whole political imbroglio was because my wife
went over and peed in the guy's boat.  :-)

ralph
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From: <Sandykayak_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 18:05:32 EDT
Thanks for the Freshette web info.  I wrote my reply before reading yours.  

Sandy Kramer
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From: <Sandykayak_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 18:10:05 EDT
In a message dated 7/28/99 2:16:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
dmccarty_at_us.ibm.com writes:

<< The "Buddy" is a red little bottle with a spout.  Works for me!  8-)  For 
women
 they have a "shield" that is anatomically correct  and connects to the Buddy
 bottle. >>

Walter Drake has one like this, complete with female adapter for about $5.00. 
 I keep one in my VW Van for quick pees.  

I think that this would not work for peeing in a yak because it's fairly 
large you have to raise yourself and will probably tip, so you'd be just fine 
peeing in the water before you attempt the re-entry!

Sandy Kramer
Miami
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From: <dmccarty_at_us.ibm.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 18:23:28 -0400
|I think that this would not work for peeing in a yak because it's fairly
|large you have to raise yourself and will probably tip, so you'd be just fine
|peeing in the water before you attempt the re-entry!

|Sandy Kramer
|Miami

It works for me but it ain't perfect.  The seat in my Looksha IV is low and
angled enough so that you have to hmmm,
errrrr, well, adjust oneself in various ways to take advantage of your Buddy.
8-)  I think this would be worse for the girls as compared with the boys!  But I
have not found a better way to solve the problem short of getting out of the
boat.  This is an area where the open boaters have an advantage.

I'll try to find the catalog tonight.  I know I just threw out the last one they
sent but I should have old copies around.  The advantages of a pack rat...

Later...
Dan




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From: Reeves, Debbie (Debbie) <"Reeves,>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 19:27:16 -0400
> ----------
> From: 	Anne Burton[SMTP:aburton1_at_maine.rr.com]
> 
> Another option is presented at:  http://www.freshette.com
> consisting basically of a funnel and a length of tubing which I 
> assume you can customize.  I have not yet had occasion to try 
> this, either, but would like to know if it works reasonably well 
> and isn't way more trouble than it's worth.  Has anyone tried 
> this type of thing?
> 
******* NOTICE:  The following is moderately graphic *********************

	Yes, I previously have owned and operated a freshette & buddy
system.  Note that I phrased this in the past tense!  It is something that
takes a considerable amount of practice.  It is somewhat possible but not
with any degree of comfort or cleanliness.  It definately requires rafting
up (with a close friend), popping the skirt, lifting the hips enough to drop
your drawers (dropping them far enough to position the equipment), scooting
the hips to the edge of the seat so the funnel can be positioned (it
basically points down), positioning the funnel, hose (the hose can only be
bent to a certain degree before the apparatise begins to leak significantly
at the top) and bottle (all 3 have to pretty much be held or braced through
the process), relaxing enough to do it and then performing the reverse of
all of the above.  Needless to say, if you are in need of immediate relief,
this is not the process for you.

	One of these days I hope to get the courage to try a diaper although
I can't imagine sitting in it for the rest of the day.  Has anyone tried
this (and is willing to admit it?)?

	Debbie Reeves
	Sandy Hook, NJ


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From: Rene Milo <rmilo_at_ibm.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 20:10:59 -0400
Ok, I confess, my purient interests were peeked by the post that set
this whole thing off, and I went to Yahoo and searched on "pee standing
up" and found a hit! http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html

However, contrary to the original post'er's comments it is not all that
graphic and is mostly text.  :-)

Milo
Poughkeepsie, NY
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From: Barbara Kossy <bkossy_at_igc.org>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Thu, 29 Jul 1999 05:21:31
I bought a Freshette. Tried it once on a hike didn't like it. Now it's in
my earthquarke preparedness kit. (Yep, I'm prepared!) I almost always wear
a wetsuit when I paddle. What I've done a few times when desperate is raft
up with a friend, hop out of the boat and pee while floating. I kick a bit
to get the water flushing up a little into the wetsuit. Then I rinse out
the wetsuit especially well when I get home,  or to shore. I wouldn't try
this method in a shallow muddy area. 

Barbara



At 07:27 PM 7/28/99 -0400, Reeves, Debbie (Debbie) wrote:
>> ----------
>> From: 	Anne Burton[SMTP:aburton1_at_maine.rr.com]
>> 
>> Another option is presented at:  http://www.freshette.com
>> consisting basically of a funnel and a length of tubing which I 
>> assume you can customize.  I have not yet had occasion to try 
>> this, either, but would like to know if it works reasonably well 
>> and isn't way more trouble than it's worth.  Has anyone tried 
>> this type of thing?
>> 
>******* NOTICE:  The following is moderately graphic *********************
>
>	Yes, I previously have owned and operated a freshette & buddy
>system.  Note that I phrased this in the past tense!  It is something that
>takes a considerable amount of practice.  It is somewhat possible but not
>with any degree of comfort or cleanliness.  It definately requires rafting
>up (with a close friend), popping the skirt, lifting the hips enough to drop
>your drawers (dropping them far enough to position the equipment), scooting
>the hips to the edge of the seat so the funnel can be positioned (it
>basically points down), positioning the funnel, hose (the hose can only be
>bent to a certain degree before the apparatise begins to leak significantly
>at the top) and bottle (all 3 have to pretty much be held or braced through
>the process), relaxing enough to do it and then performing the reverse of
>all of the above.  Needless to say, if you are in need of immediate relief,
>this is not the process for you.
>
>	One of these days I hope to get the courage to try a diaper although
>I can't imagine sitting in it for the rest of the day.  Has anyone tried
>this (and is willing to admit it?)?
>
>	Debbie Reeves
>	Sandy Hook, NJ
>
>
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From: Michael R Noyes <mnoyes_at_gsinet.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Thu, 29 Jul 1999 11:40:13 -0400
"Reeves, Debbie (Debbie)" wrote:

>
>         One of these days I hope to get the courage to try a diaper although
> I can't imagine sitting in it for the rest of the day.  Has anyone tried
> this (and is willing to admit it?)?
>
>         Debbie Reeves
>         Sandy Hook, NJ
>

I have a friend who works in a nursing home.  She told me that the "adult
diapers" are designed to hold occasional leakage and could not hold enough
volume to be a real alternative.
Yes, we get into some odd discussions on occasion.

Mike
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    Paddling along through fog so thick that only one's thoughts are
visible, your reverie is abruptly shattered by the ancient cry of a great
blue heron as she lifts uncertainly from the brilliant blue of a
mussel-shell beach witnessed only by the brooding, wet spruce....your
passage home seems as much back through time as it does through space.
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From: Shoni Blue <shoni_at_callmeblue.com>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 20:39:12 -0700
With the invention of the NRS Expedition Jane wetsuit and the female relief
zip, you no longer have to depant yourself.   Just unzip and scoot forward a
bit...

An alternative to rafting up would be to use a paddle float outrigger.  I'm
sure you'd only use that if you were alone... I mean, if you're gonna
attract attention to yourself, might as well ask someone to hold your boat
while you go pee and save yourself the trouble.

Women can also take advantage of the drysuit relief zip (Kokatat makes one
that you can have installed as an option).   One of the female WW kayak
instructors I know was giving a class on the river when they stopped for
lunch.  She went into the bushes and while standing up released her relief
zipper and used the freshette to relieve herself.  During her pee, a male
student walked up from behind and witnessed this event -- but, of course, he
couldn't see the tool.  He freaked out and wouldn't look at her the duration
of the class.

--Shoni


>>Date: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 19:27:16 -0400
>>From: "Reeves, Debbie (Debbie)" <dreeves_at_lucent.com>

>>It definately requires rafting
up (with a close friend), popping the skirt, lifting the hips enough to drop
your drawers (dropping them far enough to position the equipment), scooting
the hips to the edge of the seat so the funnel can be positioned (it
basically points down)...<<


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From: Larry Bliven <foxhill_at_shore.intercom.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Thu, 29 Jul 1999 05:01:02 -0400
From: Shoni Blue
>
She went into the bushes and while standing up released her relief
> zipper and used the freshette to relieve herself.  During her pee, a male
> student walked up from behind and witnessed this event -- but, of course,
he
> couldn't see the tool.  He freaked out and wouldn't look at her the
duration
> of the class.
>
> --Shoni
>

Although we've been married for almost 30 yrs, and she has used a freshette
for the past few years,,,, i still freak out when i see her in that mode....
in fact, i'm concerned that no one else sees and thinks who knows what :)
... some things just take awhile for me to understand. better to watch for
birds.

cu,
bliven



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From: <Sandykayak_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Thu, 29 Jul 1999 02:37:59 EDT
In a message dated 7/28/99 8:59:10 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
rdiaz_at_ix.netcom.com writes:

<< Donna just had to go bad and grabbed a bailing bucket and went. >>

I'm having a hard time visualizing peeing into a wide-mouthed bucked in a 
kayak and getting any of it to stay in the bucket; however, I'm not about to 
try it either!

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From: Elaine Harmon <eharmon_at_cs.miami.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Thu, 29 Jul 1999 08:34:53 -0400 (EDT)
Hi y'all-

Now that we're on the subject which occupies some of any lady kayaker's
concern, maybe the doctors in the audience (we know you're out there) can
comment on the feasibility of a catheter for longer trips? Slainte - e

Elaine Harmon - eilidh_at_dc.seflin.org - eharmon_at_cs.miami.edu


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From: Matt Broze <mkayaks_at_oz.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Thu, 29 Jul 1999 19:26:09 -0700
I wondered if anyone was going to bring up the Eric Soures method. He spoke
of the problem in an Ocean rock garden kayaking lecture at a symposium. He
said "All my friends are holding their knees together, but I'm Portuguese, I
just go in my wetsuit." It should be noted he mostly paddles sit-on-top
kayaks. Now I understand "scupper holes". ;-)
Matt Broze
http://www.marinerkayaks.com
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From: Barbara Kossy <bkossy_at_igc.org>
To: Reeves, Debbie (Debbie) <dreeves_at_lucent.com>;
paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net <paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net>
Date: Thursday, July 29, 1999 7:31 AM
Subject: RE: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?


>I bought a Freshette. Tried it once on a hike didn't like it. Now it's in
>my earthquarke preparedness kit. (Yep, I'm prepared!) I almost always wear
>a wetsuit when I paddle. What I've done a few times when desperate is raft
>up with a friend, hop out of the boat and pee while floating. I kick a bit
>to get the water flushing up a little into the wetsuit. Then I rinse out
>the wetsuit especially well when I get home,  or to shore. I wouldn't try
>this method in a shallow muddy area.
>
>Barbara
>
>
>
>At 07:27 PM 7/28/99 -0400, Reeves, Debbie (Debbie) wrote:
>>> ----------
>>> From: Anne Burton[SMTP:aburton1_at_maine.rr.com]
>>>
>>> Another option is presented at:  http://www.freshette.com
>>> consisting basically of a funnel and a length of tubing which I
>>> assume you can customize.  I have not yet had occasion to try
>>> this, either, but would like to know if it works reasonably well
>>> and isn't way more trouble than it's worth.  Has anyone tried
>>> this type of thing?
>>>
>>******* NOTICE:  The following is moderately graphic *********************
>>
>> Yes, I previously have owned and operated a freshette & buddy
>>system.  Note that I phrased this in the past tense!  It is something that
>>takes a considerable amount of practice.  It is somewhat possible but not
>>with any degree of comfort or cleanliness.  It definately requires rafting
>>up (with a close friend), popping the skirt, lifting the hips enough to
drop
>>your drawers (dropping them far enough to position the equipment),
scooting
>>the hips to the edge of the seat so the funnel can be positioned (it
>>basically points down), positioning the funnel, hose (the hose can only be
>>bent to a certain degree before the apparatise begins to leak
significantly
>>at the top) and bottle (all 3 have to pretty much be held or braced
through
>>the process), relaxing enough to do it and then performing the reverse of
>>all of the above.  Needless to say, if you are in need of immediate
relief,
>>this is not the process for you.
>>
>> One of these days I hope to get the courage to try a diaper although
>>I can't imagine sitting in it for the rest of the day.  Has anyone tried
>>this (and is willing to admit it?)?
>>
>> Debbie Reeves
>> Sandy Hook, NJ
>>
>>
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From: Philip Torrens <skerries_at_hotmail.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Fri, 30 Jul 1999 09:24:59 PDT
Many years back I was day paddling around Vancouver's beaches, when I was 
accosted by a woman in a patchwork "kayak of many colours" (they'd obviously 
seen her coming at Honest John's Really Used Kayaks). She'd basically led a 
city and sedentary life until a month or so before, when she'd been struck 
by some sort of epiphany, and had quit her job to set out on a Great 
Adventure And Journey Of Self Discovery (and good for her!) She'd noticed me 
practising my roll and had decided Providence had sent me as a kayak guru. 
We talked, and I tried to give her the Reader's Digest version of kayak 
touring. Eventually she broached the topic of peeing at sea. Never able to 
resist cracking a bad joke, I said "Well, of course for we men, it's no 
problem - we simply pop the sprayskirt and dangle "it" over the side." "Yes" 
she replied, perfectly seriously, "but what do women do?"
To this day I'm still trying to figure out whether she:
A) was the world's greatest Poker player.
B) had no experience of men whatever.
C) had experience only of truly remarkable men.

Philip Torrens
N49°16' W123°06'


>From: Kellerin <kellerin_at_ionsys.com>
>Reading the description of "the trip that nobody wanted", the author, a
>male, describes relieving himself in a bag. While canoeing we are never
>too far from shore and so I am regularly able to pull over and find a
>place to squat. But what do the female sea kayakers do when they are on
>a trip and can't pull over? I remember flying around the north with bush
>pilots who would either pee in a baggy and drop it out the window (I
>know, I know, who wants to find burst baggies lying around in the
>wilderness, or worse still, be hit by one!) or just pee in a jar. I was
>so envious of them as I wiggled around in agony trying to figure out how
>to copy them without 1) exposing myself to a stranger, or 2) peeing all
>over myself or the plane. I would really like to know if any of the
>women on this list have come up with a workable solution to this problem
>since my husband is in the process of getting his pilots license and I
>am envisioning having to relive those old, painful, memories.
>Irene



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From: Pat Moss <arluk19_at_yahoo.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] The call of nature?
Date: Fri, 27 Aug 1999 12:39:04 -0700 (PDT)
I was talking with the owner of the Freshette Co. several years ago and
he said the female pilots in Desert Storm had bought up most of his
stock at that time. He laughed and wondered what the "natives" would
think of all these little yellow bags scattered across the desert.....I
guess they are better than land mines.
Pat

--- Kellerin <kellerin_at_ionsys.com> wrote:
> Reading the description of "the trip that nobody
> wanted", the author, a
> male, describes relieving himself in a bag. While
> canoeing we are never
> too far from shore and so I am regularly able to
> pull over and find a
> place to squat. But what do the female sea kayakers
> do when they are on
> a trip and can't pull over? I remember flying around
> the north with bush
> pilots who would either pee in a baggy and drop it
> out the window (I
> know, I know, who wants to find burst baggies lying
> around in the
> wilderness, or worse still, be hit by one!) or just
> pee in a jar. I was
> so envious of them as I wiggled around in agony
> trying to figure out how
> to copy them without 1) exposing myself to a
> stranger, or 2) peeing all
> over myself or the plane. I would really like to
> know if any of the
> women on this list have come up with a workable
> solution to this problem
> since my husband is in the process of getting his
> pilots license and I
> am envisioning having to relive those old, painful,
> memories.
> Irene
> 
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